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Dean Of Ragebait Sells The Family Felony

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According to Today, Reformation launched its "Good Sport" fall campaign Sept. 16, starring Olivia Jade Giannulli in a gray crewneck that reads "College," with 100% of the sweatshirt's net proceeds going to a student nonprofit. The shoot leans on the 2019 admissions scandal that sent her parents to federal prison, and the comments split between "give the marketing team a raise" and "so it's funny to commit a crime?"


The mechanism is simple and the brand is not ashamed of it. The client's felony is the creative brief. Her mom paid $500,000 to a fixer to buy her daughter a fake rowing scholarship, and seven years later the daughter is standing in a crewneck that says COLLEGE while a real nonprofit for real poor students holds the donation bag. The pun does the selling. The crime is the catchphrase. TMZ got the photos of her posing on school desks. The brand called it a lesson in getting dressed. Sure. A lesson.

Then the nonprofit angle, which makes it worse. Net proceeds go to Yes Scholars, the kind of org that exists for the kids the Giannulli scheme priced out of school. So the brand laughs at the crime and the charity absorbs the heat, and every "slap in the face" comment under the Instagram post is just a free media buy. The Blast called the whole thing ragebait. Correct. Ragebait with a charitable deduction.

And the brand's name. Reformation. A company named after moral improvement, running a campaign about a family that reformed behind bars. The mom served two months. The dad served five. The daughter sells the crewneck while the algorithm counts the lol.

YOUR TURN: would you buy the College Crew, or is a felony with a nonprofit attached just a felony with better lighting?


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