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Bud Light Puts Beer Money In A $99 Steak Box

via The campaign piece: The Hollywood Reporter · The brand's own release: Anheuser-Busch Newsroom · The bundle spec: BevNet · Trade coverage: MediaPost

Bud Light aired a spot ahead of UFC 334 at Madison Square Garden showing ring announcer Bruce Buffer trade places with a steakhouse server to serve customers. The brand is also selling a $99 "Fight Night Feast" box with a tomahawk steak and a "Bud Light beer m…

Gillis Hired Rogan To Fix His Monologue

via The statement, broken down: Deadline · The C-minus grade: Rolling Stone · The silence break: Just Jared · The awkward follow-up: Deadline

Shane Gillis addressed the backlash to his Oct. 10 "SNL" monologue on Joe Rogan's podcast this week, per Deadline, telling the host that the show does not approve monologues and that he promised them "no controversy." The set, which mixed self-deprecating fat …

Sesame Street's New Home Is Free, So It's Ads

via The deal: Deadline · The 2025 Netflix deal: Deadline · The Sensical platform: Sensical · The 2025 season press release: Sesame Workshop

*Sesame Street and Cricket Media announced a 24/7 free ad-supported streaming channel that will launch with seasons 39 through 46, per Deadline. The channel will run about seven minutes of ads per hour, and Volkswagen and Toys "R" Us are among the launch adver…

Coachella Books Madonna As A Tent Act

via The lineup announcement: TMZ · The 2006 tent backstory: Just Jared · The full lineup: Billboard · The official site, where the tent lives: Coachella

According to TMZ, Coachella dropped its 2027 lineup Tuesday night with Dua Lipa, Tame Impala, and SZA as the three headliners, and the 67-year-old Madonna listed in her own line as "in the dance tent," playing the same nights as Dua Lipa on April 9 and 16. The…

Brandy And Monica Put Their Old Feud On The Strip

*Brandy and Monica announced a 10-date "The Boy Is Mine" residency at Resorts World Las Vegas running from May 29 through July 17, 2027, per Variety. The announcement landed the day after the two performed the 1998 duet on "Dancing With the Stars." The pipelin…

Stranger Things Prequel Run By A Staff Writer

Netflix greenlit “Other Worlds: A Stranger Things Adventure,” a live-action prequel set in the 1950s before the original series, on Stranger Things Day, Nov. 6, per Deadline. Kate Trefry, who got her first paid Hollywood job as a staff writer on the original s…

Letterboxd Was Shopping Itself. It Got Sold.

According to Variety, the New York Times Company is in exclusive negotiations to acquire Letterboxd, the movie-rating site, for roughly $330 million, with the co-founders expected to stay on and report to a Times executive. The deal is not final. The site, per…

NBC's Rockford Files Hotline Plays One Message

via The teaser with the hotline: Showbiz Junkies · Rival coverage with the number: TV Insider · Rival coverage: Collider · The network show page: NBC

NBC has set the premiere date for the David Boreanaz "Rockford Files" reboot, January 2 after an NFL telecast, with a regular Thursday 8 p.m. slot starting January 7, and launched a Jim Rockford hotline you can actually call at (760) JIM-ROCK, per Variety. The…

Keanu Reeves' John Wick Gets An Anime Prequel

via Where the Impossible Task quote first hit the record: Variety · Rival coverage from the announcement: The Hollywood Reporter · The Impossible Task angle: FandomWire · Animation trade coverage: Animation World Network

Keanu Reeves has officially closed a deal to voice John Wick in Lionsgate's animated prequel, per Variety. The film tells the Impossible Task story. He kills all of his rivals in one night to free himself from the High Table and earn the right to be with Helen…

Hawke Joins The Card Game Blockbuster

via The article: Variety · The competing coverage: Deadline · The real photo: Variety/Getty · The brand page: Magic: The Gathering

Maya Hawke is set to star in "Magic: The Gathering," a live-action movie from Legendary Entertainment and Hasbro Entertainment, per Variety. Matt Johnson, who directed "Blackberry," will direct. Her role is undisclosed and the plot is "under wraps," though the…

Harry Styles Ends 30 Nights As A Rat

via The full wrap, the Brunson banner: Variety · MSG's own press release: the banner night · Pizza Rat night two: Meaww · The 79 countries stat: 24hip-hop

Harry Styles closed his record-setting 30-night Madison Square Garden residency over the weekend with two Harryween shows, according to Variety. On the final night he performed as the New York pizza rat while Knicks captain Jalen Brunson presented a banner com…

Kelly Clarkson Wins 5 Emmys For A Show That Ended In August

via Deadline: Daytime Emmys winners list 2026 · Billboard: Kelly Clarkson wins one and loses one at the 2026 Daytime Emmys · EW: 2026 Daytime Emmy Awards winners list

The Kelly Clarkson Show took home five Daytime Emmys on Friday, including Outstanding Daytime Talk Series — for a show that wrapped its final episode on August 31. According to Billboard, Clarkson wasn't even at the ceremony. The mechanism has a name: the post…

Pennywise Got His Surprise Episode. Scheduled.

via Deadline: "It: Welcome to Derry" drops surprise Halloween episode · Variety: "It: Welcome to Derry" Halloween special lands on HBO Max · A.V. Club: "It: Welcome to Derry" dropped a surprise episode on HBO Max for Halloween

HBO Max dropped a 30-minute surprise Halloween special for its "It: Welcome to Derry" series — "A Story of Derry," set in the centuries before Pennywise arrived in the town — which appeared on the platform this Halloween, according to Deadline. The "surprise d…

Holmes Doc Steals Halloween From Horror Movies

via The numbers: Deadline · The meme craze: Deadline · The Ripa costume special: E! News · The Oscar prediction: Deadline

According to Deadline, A24's three-hour Elizabeth Holmes documentary "You Can See Everything" is expected to lead the weak Halloween frame with more than $10 million, for a U.S. 14-day cume of $52.7 million. A three-hour documentary about a convicted fraudster…

The 700 Club: The SAG-AFTRA Bonus

via The numbers and the Astin video: Deadline · Drake Bell's Instagram: Deadline · Rival coverage, the ONE JOB AWAY campaign: Variety · The 2023 deal that made the bonus: Deadline

During a weekend national board meeting, SAG-AFTRA revealed that less than 1% of its 160,000-plus members qualify for the streaming success bonus the union won in its 2023 strike, according to Deadline. Roughly $1.5 million will roll out to about 700 performer…

Elvis Sues Anthropic Over 274 Songs

A group of companies controlling Elvis Presley's music, including Authentic Brands Group, sued Anthropic in federal court Friday, claiming Claude was trained on 274 of the King's songs and demanding $48.6 million, per Variety. Rolling Stone reports the suit cl…

Lula Wins On The Swiftie Algorithm

Brazil's president-elect Lula beat Flávio Bolsonaro in Sunday's runoff, 51.79 to 48.21, for a fourth term, and the campaign that did it ran through 600-plus artist fan accounts, per Variety. The historic footnote: a first-round underdog winning Brazil's second…

HBO's Harry Potter Costs More Than Its Magic

According to Deadline, a UK Companies House filing shows HBO's Harry Potter is on track to be one of the most expensive series the network has ever made, with the first season averaging roughly $25 million an episode. The number isn't news, the number is the p…

EA Eulogizes The Studio It Just Killed

According to Deadline, EA emailed staff on Wednesday that it is cutting roughly 400 jobs and shutting down BioWare, the 30-year-old studio behind Mass Effect, Dragon Age and Baldur's Gate, with a Mass Effect in early development also cancelled. The closure is …

Sudeikis Wants Ted Lasso To Run To Season 6

via Deadline: Jason Sudeikis Gives An Update On Potential 'Ted Lasso' Seasons 5 and 6 · Variety: Jason Sudeikis Wants to Continue 'Ted Lasso' and Talks Olivia Wilde · The Talk Easy with Sam Fragoso episode, in full

Deadline reports that Jason Sudeikis says he "would like to" make "Ted Lasso" seasons 5 and 6, telling the "Talk Easy with Sam Fragoso" podcast the show could be "the next big thing" if it stays fun, and Variety notes he also credits the series with saving his…

The Simpsons Kept Apu Behind An NDA For 9 Years

via Variety: "The Simpsons" Brings Back Apu, New Voice Is Played By Sunil Malhotra · Deadline: The New Apu Makes His Debut Tonight · Sunil Malhotra and Janina Gavankar's joint reveal post · ComicBasics: the NDA and the "Daft Monk" reveal

Variety reports that Apu Nahasapeemapetilon spoke on "The Simpsons" Sunday night for the first time in nearly a decade, with Sunil Malhotra taking over the voice from Hank Azaria and Janina Gavankar debuting as his wife Manjula. Deadline adds that the reveal a…

Diddy Gets A Smaller Prison, Not A Harder One

Sean "Diddy" Combs was moved this morning from FCI Fort Dix in New Jersey to FCI Allenwood, a low-security federal prison in Pennsylvania, per TMZ. The move lands six days after his head injury and a string of phone violations and fights. The transfer is arith…

U2's Greatest Show On Earth Is A Stadium Tour

via The tour announcement: Variety · The single and the tour: Rolling Stone · The dates and tickets: NME · The stadium math: Billboard

According to Variety, U2 has announced a 2027 global stadium tour called "Carnaval De Luz presents: The Greatest Show On Earth," kicking off Feb. 23 in Mexico City with Beck opening the first six Latin America dates, and a subscriber presale that starts before…

Bryan's Stadium Tour Is A Donor List

via The announcement: Variety · The rival coverage: Rolling Stone · The presale portal: ZachBryan.com · The record he broke: Variety

Zach Bryan announced his 2027 stadium tour Wednesday: 23 shows in 19 stadiums across North America and Australia, promoted by AEG Presents, per Variety. The tour supports his EP Young Manhood and Other Donatable Organs, out this week. The man who broke the att…

Clarkson's Five-Minute Visit, The $15 Million Bird

via The silent footage: Daily Beast · The owner's danger statement: TODAY · The PR autopsy: TODAY · Torre's podcast release: YouTube

According to TODAY, investigative journalist Pablo Torre released silent security footage from the ceiling cameras at the Art of Play shop in Brooklyn on October 13: a woman in a yellow t-shirt and baseball cap spending four minutes and fifty seconds inside, s…

WWE's Ring Is Now Portrait Mode

WWE and microdrama platform ReelShort announced "Agent of Shadows," a vertical spy series starring Drew McIntyre, set to premiere October 23, per Variety. A secret agent learns he has a daughter he never knew about and must protect her from a criminal organiza…

MatPat's Game Theory Just Got A Blumhouse Budget

via The announcement: Deadline · Rival coverage: Variety · The game in question: DreadXP · The FNAF math: Deadline

According to Deadline, Blumhouse announced Friday that MatPat is developing a feature adaptation of "Amanda the Adventurer," the indie puzzle game about a haunted children's show. For ten years the job went like this: sit on a couch, find one weird thing insid…

Gillis Bombs SNL Again, Which Is The Point

via The monologue, all of it: Variety · The F-bomb, same episode: Deadline · The episode review: Deadline · The 2019 firing, for the record: Deadline

*Shane Gillis hosted "Saturday Night Live" for the third time Friday night and closed his opening monologue with a Hitler hairline bit, which Variety says got few laughs and ended early. The headline did the work: "bombs (again)." That parenthetical is the who…

Clarkson Reviews A Brooklyn Store: Idiot

via The callout and the store's reaction: Page Six · Rival coverage: Just Jared · The store's own website: Art of Play

The tweet is a customer service review with 8.8 million distribution. "Wow, dude. You're an idiot and just lost a huge sale," then the store's name, then the Julia Roberts comparison. Three sentences, and a shop that bills itself as one of the most beautiful i…

Britney's New Song Is A 25-Year-Old Teaser

via The drop and the Nov. 6 reissue: People · Same story, same vault: Today · The Timberlake co-write, per EW · UK coverage of the 25th edition: The Independent

Britney Spears released "She'll Never Be Me" on Friday, a song recorded in 2001 for her self-titled album that never officially came out, according to People. It is the first of five vault tracks on the "Britney" 25th anniversary edition, which arrives Nov. 6.…

The NHL Sent P.K. Subban To Save Kids' Television

via P.K. Subban To Star In Animated Ice Hockey Series 'Screech Owls' · Shaftesbury Provides Ailing Canadian Kids' TV Biz With $850,000 Gift Package · Rocket Fund Canada, Volume 3 (earlier Screech Owls reimagining funding)

According to Deadline, former NHL defenseman P.K. Subban will star in and executive produce Screech Owls, an animated series about a young hockey team that thwarts crime, launching on CBC in English in fall 2027 and on Radio-Canada and TFO in French in winter …

Disney Beat Itself Again

Thanks to the "Avengers: Endgame Encore" re-release, the 2019 Marvel film has reclaimed the all-time box office record from "Avatar," $2.9255 billion to $2.9237 billion, per Deadline. Do the math before you cheer. The Encore, a short re-release, opened at No. …

Houser's Absurd Venture Is A Content Mill

via The podcast recap: Variety · The open-world game pitch: Polygon · Why he's avoiding the gameplay: Dexerto · The fandom's review, written early: r/Games

According to Variety, Rockstar co-founder and Grand Theft Auto head writer Dan Houser said this week that Absurd Ventures, the media company he started in 2023, is developing two untitled games and a transmedia library of comics, podcasts, books, and animation…

Swift's Cameo Has An Invoice

During her SNL hosting run last night, Taylor Swift walked out on Dakota Johnson mid-monologue, then returned for the goodnights with a birthday cake, as Page Six caught on its own photos. Johnson introduces her as "my literal therapist." Swift then does a bit…

The Gilded Hall's Locked Room Gets No Guests

via The label's announcement: Billboard · The "we listened" statement: Billboard Pro · Rival coverage: BBC · The first boycott, BTS: Billboard

On Friday, JYP Entertainment told Billboard that Stray Kids had submitted nothing to the 2027 Grammy Awards, joining the boycott BTS announced in July over the Recording Academy's new Best Asian Pop Music Performance category. The mechanism is the locked room.…

The Local Couple Is The Content

Prince Harry, 42, and Meghan Markle, 45, were photographed holding hands on Thursday as they ambled to The Falkland Arms, a 16th-century Cotswolds pub, the first time they've been seen together since their surprise return to the UK, per Page Six. Harry wore a …

The Jump Scare Was On The Schedule

via The recap and the quotes: Variety · Rival coverage: Page Six · Rival coverage: Hollywood Reporter · Rival coverage: The Independent

During the opening monologue of her "Saturday Night Live" hosting debut Sunday night, Dakota Johnson cut to a studio monitor and welcomed Taylor Swift in as her "literal therapist." According to Variety, the cameo had been treated as a lock all week after Swif…

The Grand Final Shoe Drop

According to Nine, Kylie Minogue performed in the pre-match entertainment at Saturday's AFL Grand Final at the MCG, the first-ever meeting of the Fremantle Dockers and Brisbane Lions in a Grand Final, wearing custom gold, silver, and black heeled boots made by…

MTV, Trophy Tailor, Sews Swift A Moon

via How to watch tonight: AP · The Monday announcement: AP · The studio announcement: Paramount · The full performer list: Billboard

According to AP, Taylor Swift will receive an inaugural "Artist Director Honors" at tonight's VMAs, a 31st trophy that makes her the most awarded artist in VMA history. The award, announced Monday by CBS and MTV, recognizes artists whose work behind the camera…

Beastie Learns The Chant

via The actual event photos: Indian Express · The bow moment: Times of India · The photo gallery: India TV News · Rival coverage: Hindustan Times

MrBeast (Jimmy Donaldson) attended a promotional event for "Ramayana" in Mumbai on September 26, and after someone in the crowd shouted "Jai Shree Ram," Ranbir Kapoor taught him the chant and the room erupted. According to Indian Express, the event ran at the …

Temu's Influencer Army Was Mostly Bots

According to Fortune, Temu quietly stopped funding a network of fake influencer accounts on Meta's platforms within days of being exposed, after spending nearly a billion dollars on "creator" partnership ads across the UK and the EU. The Czech nonprofit Online…

The $10 Million Video Has A Receipt Problem

via The breakdown: USA Today · The audit: Tuko · His response to the critics: LiveMint · The cocoa sourcing page: Feastables

According to USA Today, MrBeast posted a video Sept. 19 about spending close to $10 million to build a "self-sustaining" village in Ghana, with a 300-student school, a clinic and teacher housing meant to keep kids off cocoa farms. The clip has 51 million views…

Skin Beggar Gets Her Skin

via The skin list and the "give me a skin" quote: NME · Epic's "She manifested it all" post: X · Rival coverage: Billboard · The "asking very nicely" framing: IGN

According to NME, Madison Beer is joining Fortnite's Icon Series, with her outfits, emotes and jam tracks going live at 1am BST on September 25. The setup was a Hot Ones clip. Playing fuck marry kill with video games, she turns to camera mid-wing: "I'm a littl…

Bellwether Rings The Bell, Launches The Club

via The announcement story: Daily Beast · The official press release: PR Newswire · The AP story: WTOP · The preview exclusive: USA Today

Melania Trump rang the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange on Wednesday to launch Imperia, an invite-only network for women executives, per AP via WTOP. Her adviser calls the project "Davos for Women," and the exchange is hosting the first Imperia summ…

The Encore Is Just A SKU

via The recap: Just Jared · The trade version: Variety · The vinyl preorder: Official Charts · The release-time explainer: Cosmopolitan

Taylor Swift announced on Instagram this morning that The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore, a four-track follow-up to last year's record, drops this Friday with pre-orders already open on Apple Music, Spotify and Amazon. Caption and tracklist courtesy of Just Ja…

Thewlis Is Sick Of The Return Question

via The recap: E! · The ScreenTime interview coverage: Screen Rant · The games-press version: GamesRadar+ · The MovieWeb version: MovieWeb

According to E!, David Thewlis, 62, says he is "sick of talking about" returning to Harry Potter, and the interview in which he said so is making the rounds again ahead of the HBO reboot. The series is in production and expected in 2027. The Return Question is…

Madonna Is The Merch Now

via The recap: Hello! Magazine · The official store: shop.madonna.com · The 10th No. 1 chart run: Billboard · The Rolling Stone version: Rolling Stone

Madonna, 68, posted behind-the-scenes photos from a shoot for her new Confessions II merch line to Instagram this week, posing in a sheer black top, fishnets and a cascade of layered necklaces while peeking over a doorframe. Photos courtesy of Hello! Magazine.…

Patient Zero Is The Marketing Virus

via The recap: E! News · The announcement: Billboard · The dark-website countdown: USA Today · The wire copy: The Washington Post

Taylor Swift announced Tuesday that a new single, "Patient Zero," drops September 25 with a 24-hour pre-order window on her website, per E! News, capping a run of coded clues that started with a cryptic Emmys sketch and a letter on her site that sprouted a thi…

Kenneth Cole's $75 Bottle Of The Word Inspire

via The recap: PR Newswire · The brand page: Kenneth Cole · The industry coverage: WWD · The FashionNetwork version: FashionNetwork

Per PR Newswire, Kenneth Cole has launched INSPIRE, a new men's fragrance named after the verb, fronted by Joe Jonas, who also performs its original power ballad. The rollout includes a One Times Square takeover, branded pedicabs, and a $15 body spray. The $75…