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Bud Light Puts Beer Money In A $99 Steak Box

via The campaign piece: The Hollywood Reporter · The brand's own release: Anheuser-Busch Newsroom · The bundle spec: BevNet · Trade coverage: MediaPost

Bud Light aired a spot ahead of UFC 334 at Madison Square Garden showing ring announcer Bruce Buffer trade places with a steakhouse server to serve customers. The brand is also selling a $99 "Fight Night Feast" box with a tomahawk steak and a "Bud Light beer m…

Sesame Street's New Home Is Free, So It's Ads

via The deal: Deadline · The 2025 Netflix deal: Deadline · The Sensical platform: Sensical · The 2025 season press release: Sesame Workshop

*Sesame Street and Cricket Media announced a 24/7 free ad-supported streaming channel that will launch with seasons 39 through 46, per Deadline. The channel will run about seven minutes of ads per hour, and Volkswagen and Toys "R" Us are among the launch adver…

Bunnie XO Is 86'd From Jelly Roll's Bar

According to TMZ, a giant pin-up of Bunnie XO was carried out of Jelly Roll's Goodnight Nashville bar on Wednesday amid the couple's divorce. TMZ got video of staff removing the poster, which had hung above the bar showing her in a swimsuit, heels, and sparkli…

Brandy And Monica Put Their Old Feud On The Strip

*Brandy and Monica announced a 10-date "The Boy Is Mine" residency at Resorts World Las Vegas running from May 29 through July 17, 2027, per Variety. The announcement landed the day after the two performed the 1998 duet on "Dancing With the Stars." The pipelin…

Brooks Buys An Indie Rock Station, Renames It Country

*Garth Brooks's Sevens Network, LLC is buying Lightning 100's 100.1 FM frequency in Nashville to turn it into a new country station called FM-100, per Variety. The indie-rock station relocates to 106.3 FM with its format intact, pending FCC approval. A country…

Elton Sells America His Zero For $25

According to People, Elton John and David Furnish's zero-alcohol sparkling wine, Elton John Zero Blanc de Blancs, hit U.S. shelves Tuesday at $25 a bottle. The launch statement says celebrations "should include people who do not drink alcohol." The machine doe…

Gucci Presents The Art Gala, Again

via The carpet gallery: Vogue · The museum's announcement, Gucci and all: LACMA · More carpet photos: The Hollywood Reporter · Every look: W Magazine

The 15th annual LACMA Art+Film Gala wrapped up Saturday night in Los Angeles, honoring painter Vija Celmins and director Denis Villeneuve, per Vogue. Photos from the carpet courtesy of The Hollywood Reporter. Read the museum's own announcement, because that is…

Odom Sells His Life For $14.99 a Month

via The earnings story: TMZ · Rival coverage with the photo: Daily Mail · The launch, analyzed by an OF search engine: Chicago Sports Stuff

According to Daily Mail, former NBA star and ex-Khloe Kardashian Lamar Odom has raked in a five-figure sum in the first eight days of his OnlyFans account. TMZ puts the total at over $50K and says he is on pace to clear $200K, on a $14.99 a month subscription …

Ronaldo's Stuntnuts Adds A Matt Damon Cameo

Matthew Vaughn and Cristiano Ronaldo's stuntman action comedy “Stuntnuts” gets its first market screening at AFM and a new Matt Damon cameo, per Deadline. The film, which features Chris Hemsworth and Sam Rockwell playing themselves, was shot a couple of years …

Fox Buys Roku For $22B, Pledges 'Openness'

Fox Corp closed its $22 billion acquisition of streaming platform Roku on Friday, a deal signed in June that was expected to take until 2027, per Variety. The release says founder Anthony Wood is joining the Fox board and that the combined company expects “app…

Brosnan Hosts Burberry's 170th Birthday Party

via The campaign and guest list: Variety · The advert, trade coverage: Drapers · The 170th anniversary, fashion trade: The Industry · Same week, rival campaign: Variety

According to Variety, Burberry is marking 170 years with "Wrapped in Burberry: Celebrating 170 Years," a Harmony Korine directed short set at Longleat House in Wiltshire, where Pierce Brosnan and Fiona Shaw play hosts to a Christmas party attended by Cara Dele…

Stewart's Apology Deletes Itself Twice

via The evisceration: Page Six · The charity correction: TMZ · The second apology: The Cut · The original post takedown: Page Six

Martha Stewart deleted her first apology over the weekend and posted a second, calling her homeless Halloween costume "insensitive and not funny," according to Page Six. TMZ reports God's Love We Deliver, the charity she named to defend the costume, says it "d…

Stewart Dressed Poor To Sell $30 Candles

via The deleted photo and the carousel: Page Six · The deletion, first reported: TMZ · The same photo, the Reddit receipts: Just Jared · The QVC carousel detail: TV Insider

Martha Stewart, 85, posted a photo of herself in tattered clothes with dirt on her face and a cardboard sign reading I AM HUNGRY HELP ME inside an Instagram carousel promoting her QVC candles, then deleted it, according to Page Six. The mechanism is the carous…

Lionsgate Courts The Man With The Ear

via The deal: Deadline · Rival coverage: Variety · The takeover it was announced during: Deadline · His tax credit lobbying: Deadline

Lionsgate announced Monday that it is forming a joint venture with Steven Paul's SP Media, in which Paul's company makes a capital investment and gets its independent features distributed by the studio, according to Deadline. The deal lands one week after Lege…

Pattinson's Bribe Was 200 Cans of Zyn

via The bribe story: Variety · The Oppenheim interview: Vulture · NME's version of the story: NME · The box office numbers: Variety

According to Variety, director Lance Oppenheim says Robert Pattinson only agreed to star in A24's "Primetime" after the director shipped 200 canisters of Zyn nicotine pouches to his Los Angeles home alongside the script, addressed "Dear Chris Han-Zyn." The fil…

Spotify's Slop Purge Is Just A Demotion

via The 50M/75M figures: Variety · Tidal's no-royalties pledge: Variety · YouTube Music's labels: Variety · The earlier policy push: Complex

According to Variety, Spotify has removed 50 million AI slop tracks from recommendations this year, a figure published in the company's "For the Record" blog, which is the name Spotify gives to its press releases. The cleanup sits on top of 75 million tracks i…

First Non-Angel: Kylie Jenner Wears The $50M Bra

via Victoria's Secret defends the bra pick · Jenner's VS debut, with Chalamet in the front row · Fantasy Bra numbers: 1,000 hours, 4,410 stones, no fabric · Jasmine Tookes pushes back on the "fighting for her life" wing claim

According to E!, Kylie Jenner closed the 2026 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on October 18 as the first non-Angel to wear the Fantasy Bra, ending the piece's eight year absence from the runway in a $50 million bustier. It is 4,410 natural diamonds around a 75.…

Cohen's AI Clone Now Hosts A Peacock Feed

via The launch story: Variety · The original spring announcement: Variety · Cohen at a red carpet before the takeover: Page Six

Peacock launched "Your Bravoverse" on Tuesday, a personalized TikTok-style feed of Bravo clips hosted by an AI-generated avatar of Andy Cohen, built from more than 5,000 hours of footage, with the first sponsor slot already sold to Wendy's. According to Variet…

WWE's Ring Is Now Portrait Mode

WWE and microdrama platform ReelShort announced "Agent of Shadows," a vertical spy series starring Drew McIntyre, set to premiere October 23, per Variety. A secret agent learns he has a daughter he never knew about and must protect her from a criminal organiza…

Megan Fox Joins A Website And Buys The Building

via The recap and first-look photos: Page Six via Yahoo Entertainment · Rival coverage: Complex · The actual landing page: meganfox.world · More steamy snaps: Parade

According to Page Six's report, syndicated to Yahoo Entertainment, Megan Fox launched a paid-content page on Subs.com on Friday and, in the same breath, became a co-owner of the platform itself. The launch, promoted by a lingerie teaser, reportedly crashed the…

The Queen Obituary Was A Gin Launch

via The denial itself: Daily Express · The misquoted headline: Rolling Stone · The gin launch: Yahoo Music · The interview that was misquoted: The Times

Brian May took to Instagram to deny that he said Queen will never tour again, calling Rolling Stone's "Brian May Says Queen Won't Tour Again" headline a "misinterpretation" of his interview, per the Daily Express, and adding "I made a personal decision last ye…

Eminem's Video Game Is A Merch Drop

via The exclusive and the booth number: Variety · Rival coverage: Complex · Rival coverage: AllHipHop · The brand page: Marshall's Massacre

Eminem is debuting a streetwear collab with NERDS Clothing at New York Comic Con next week, complete with a limited skate deck, long-sleeve tee, bomber jacket, hand-embellished arcade cabinets, and an "original video game" called "Marshall's Massacre." Per Var…

Mariah's Tank Has A $1.5M Halo

via The full story and the Instagram photos: Page Six · The necklace, on the jeweler's site: Leviev · Madonna's $2.8M VMA necklace, same jeweler: Page Six · Swift's VMA ring, also Leviev: Page Six

To mark the 25th anniversary of the "Glitter" soundtrack, Mariah Carey launched new merch, according to Page Six. She unveiled the "Loverboy" tank top wearing a $1,550,000 diamond necklace from Leviev that runs 44.71 carats with a 14-carat center stone. Do the…

Dolly's Museum Opens With A Video From The Grave

via The opening story: Page Six · Her death: Page Six · The Americana award video: Page Six · The nephew texts: Page Six

Dolly Parton, who died Aug. 25 at age 80 after a private battle with cancer, opened her new Life of Many Colors museum in Nashville on Tuesday with a prerecorded video posted to the museum's Instagram, according to Page Six. In the clip, filmed before her deat…

The Outset Gets A Farewell Address

via The closure story: Page Six · The brand page: Nordstrom · The "genuine buzz," last spring: Page Six · The brand's Instagram: Instagram

Scarlett Johansson's skincare brand The Outset is shutting down, announcing on its own website that "after an incredible journey," it will "wind down operations," according to Page Six. The brand gave no reason, and it is now telling fans to stock up on the be…

A-list actors just sold you a flight that will not happen

via The fraud report: Inc. Magazine · The shutdown letter: 9NEWS · The celebrity golf roster: PlayGolf Myrtle Beach · The Shark Tank backer: Yahoo Finance

According to Inc. Magazine, ONEflight International, a celebrity-promoted private jet brokerage out of Centennial, Colorado, reported $232 million in revenue for 2025 before it halted every flight, wiped its website, and landed in federal court on fraud and Po…

Betr Says HBO Does Not Own These Actors

via The cease-and-desist exclusive: Variety · The ad itself: Variety · The creator's takedown: Variety · Rival coverage: Yahoo / In Touch

According to Variety, HBO sent Jake Paul's gambling app a cease-and-desist over a three-minute commercial reuniting Jeremy Piven and Adrian Grenier, in which Piven makes his way through a mansion party to pitch a movie to Grenier on a yacht. Betr declined to t…

The Grand Final Shoe Drop

According to Nine, Kylie Minogue performed in the pre-match entertainment at Saturday's AFL Grand Final at the MCG, the first-ever meeting of the Fremantle Dockers and Brisbane Lions in a Grand Final, wearing custom gold, silver, and black heeled boots made by…

Lisa Sells The Stalker's Eyewear

Meta unveiled the "Meta Glasses by LISA" collection on Wednesday, two styles of $399 hands-free camera glasses with pet-inspired charms, according to Fashion Times. The backlash started within a day, after fans pointed out she has spent years describing stalke…

The Values Audit Is A Breakup Text

Nike cancelled a London photoshoot for its Cortez line the night before it was due, after an internal review concluded Karim Benzema's past was not worth the brand's logo, according to The Athletic. The 38-year-old free agent's response, three days later, was …

The Ghost Shoot Got A Values Audit

via The original report: The Athletic · The denial and the context: Goal.com · The deal details: Football Today · Nike's week of bad news: Irish Times

According to The Athletic, Nike cancelled a planned London shoot with Karim Benzema on Wednesday night after taking a closer look at his past, and the 38-year-old hit back on Friday with an Instagram story reading "Fake news.. my dear". The quiet drop. The sho…

The Slot's Backlash Is The Campaign

via Stone's interview: People · The ad itself: Novig on X · Rival coverage: Fox News · Athletes firing back: ABC Australia

According to People, Sharon Stone said in an exclusive interview at Variety's Power of Women on Sept 23 that her Euphoria costar Sydney Sweeney needs to "take responsibility" for the nearly nude Novig sports-betting ad that has women's athletes in an uproar. F…

The Friendship Tier

via The "Friend of the Brand" story: allkpop · The "Friend of the House" recap: allkpop · Milan week context: Vogue Singapore · Show venue photos: Mediafine

Girls' Generation's Yoona walked to the Max Mara 2027 spring/summer show in Milan on September 24 as the house's first Korean "Friend of the Brand," and the next day Italian jewelry house DAMIANI named LE SSERAFIM's Sakura its new "Friend of the House" in a re…

Temu's Influencer Army Was Mostly Bots

According to Fortune, Temu quietly stopped funding a network of fake influencer accounts on Meta's platforms within days of being exposed, after spending nearly a billion dollars on "creator" partnership ads across the UK and the EU. The Czech nonprofit Online…

The Down Payment Lands On An 18-Year-Old

via The announcement: Fashion Times · The sit-down: ELLE · The where-to-buy version: Hypebae · The jacket itself: Aritzia

According to fashiontimes, Aritzia named KATSEYE's 18-year-old Yoonchae the face of its Super Puff campaign Thursday, her first solo brand deal since the group's 2023 debut. The group already holds deals with Gap, Fendi, Pandora, and Glossier. Now the youngest…

The Crystal Ball Can't Predict Getting Caught

via The side-by-side screenshots: Business Insider · The report: The Verge · The second victim, documented: Futurism · The original post: Elliot Choy on X

According to The Verge, YouTuber Elliot Choy says a Kalshi ad used an AI recreation of his apartment move-in video with his face swapped for a white man's, and Kalshi confirmed the ad ran. Kalshi is a prediction market. The whole brand is that it knows what ha…

Elizabeth Taylor Sells Out, Posthumously

via The press release: GlobeNewswire via FinancialContent · Rival coverage: The Hollywood Reporter · Her actual jewels, the $137 million sale: Christie's · The same release, finance desk: MarketScreener

According to the GlobeNewswire release, Brilliant Earth and House of Taylor, the company that licenses the late Elizabeth Taylor's name and likeness, announced a 17-piece lab-grown jewelry collection on Sept. 24, ranging from $995 huggie earrings to a $15,000 …

Dean Of Ragebait Sells The Family Felony

via The campaign and the backlash: Today · The photoshoot: TMZ · The ragebait charge: The Blast · The original scandal: NBC News

According to Today, Reformation launched its "Good Sport" fall campaign Sept. 16, starring Olivia Jade Giannulli in a gray crewneck that reads "College," with 100% of the sweatshirt's net proceeds going to a student nonprofit. The shoot leans on the 2019 admis…

Skin Beggar Gets Her Skin

via The skin list and the "give me a skin" quote: NME · Epic's "She manifested it all" post: X · Rival coverage: Billboard · The "asking very nicely" framing: IGN

According to NME, Madison Beer is joining Fortnite's Icon Series, with her outfits, emotes and jam tracks going live at 1am BST on September 25. The setup was a Hot Ones clip. Playing fuck marry kill with video games, she turns to camera mid-wing: "I'm a littl…

The Woman Who Cried Stalker Now Sells The Camera

via The original report: Engadget · The blind-box angle: TechRadar · The fan backlash and the stalking posts: IndiaTimes · The Jennie backstory: IndiaTimes

On Wednesday, Meta announced two styles of $399 AI glasses by BLACKPINK's Lisa, complete with a star on the frame, a star-printed charging case, and a blind-box pet charm, according to Engadget. The drop lands weeks after her bandmate Jennie faced online heat …

It's A Total Win-Win For This Press Release

via The press release: Business Wire · The couch photo, as filed: Pet Age · Rival coverage: Pet Age · The ticker math: StockTitan

According to a Business Wire release out of Neptune City, N.J., Nylabone, the dog toy division of NASDAQ-listed Central Garden & Pet, announced its first chew toys made with real chicken, bison, venison, bacon and beef, and named actress Ashley Tisdale the fac…

Madonna Is The Merch Now

via The recap: Hello! Magazine · The official store: shop.madonna.com · The 10th No. 1 chart run: Billboard · The Rolling Stone version: Rolling Stone

Madonna, 68, posted behind-the-scenes photos from a shoot for her new Confessions II merch line to Instagram this week, posing in a sheer black top, fishnets and a cascade of layered necklaces while peeking over a doorframe. Photos courtesy of Hello! Magazine.…

Kenneth Cole's $75 Bottle Of The Word Inspire

via The recap: PR Newswire · The brand page: Kenneth Cole · The industry coverage: WWD · The FashionNetwork version: FashionNetwork

Per PR Newswire, Kenneth Cole has launched INSPIRE, a new men's fragrance named after the verb, fronted by Joe Jonas, who also performs its original power ballad. The rollout includes a One Times Square takeover, branded pedicabs, and a $15 body spray. The $75…

The Ad That Said No Politics

via The recap: The Athletic · The athlete reactions: The Guardian · The international wire: CNN · The Australian angle: ABC News

According to The Athletic, Sydney Sweeney, an equity holder and strategic partner in the sports betting app Novig, fronted its "Just Sports" campaign, which shows her semi-nude playing sports while saying "no betting on wars or deaths and no politics." Olympic…