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Alanis Plays Affleck's Head Exploding

via The recap and the quote: Variety · The exploding head clip: Page Six · The residency review: Variety · The pansexual reveal: USA Today

Per Variety, Alanis Morissette told the crowd at her "Butterfly With a Machete" residency at the YouTube Theater in Inglewood on Nov. 11, "I've even had a guy ask me why I didn't lead with my sexuality. Thank you, Ben Affleck." Then the show played a clip of h…

Forbes Crowns McCartney Third-Richest Musician

According to Variety, Forbes pegs Paul McCartney's net worth at roughly $1.4 billion, which makes him the third-richest musician on the planet, behind Taylor Swift at $2 billion and Jay-Z at $2.8 billion. Third-richest musician. Read that again. It is a music …

Swift Skips Dolly's Tribute, Ships The Statement

According to E! News, Taylor Swift will not perform in the Dolly Parton tribute at the 2026 CMA Awards on Nov. 18 at Bridgestone Arena. A CMA source confirmed the absence, and the ceremony honoring the star who died in August goes on without her. The tribute a…

Coachella Books Madonna As A Tent Act

via The lineup announcement: TMZ · The 2006 tent backstory: Just Jared · The full lineup: Billboard · The official site, where the tent lives: Coachella

According to TMZ, Coachella dropped its 2027 lineup Tuesday night with Dua Lipa, Tame Impala, and SZA as the three headliners, and the 67-year-old Madonna listed in her own line as "in the dance tent," playing the same nights as Dua Lipa on April 9 and 16. The…

Brandy And Monica Put Their Old Feud On The Strip

*Brandy and Monica announced a 10-date "The Boy Is Mine" residency at Resorts World Las Vegas running from May 29 through July 17, 2027, per Variety. The announcement landed the day after the two performed the 1998 duet on "Dancing With the Stars." The pipelin…

Brooks Buys An Indie Rock Station, Renames It Country

*Garth Brooks's Sevens Network, LLC is buying Lightning 100's 100.1 FM frequency in Nashville to turn it into a new country station called FM-100, per Variety. The indie-rock station relocates to 106.3 FM with its format intact, pending FCC approval. A country…

Elton Sells America His Zero For $25

According to People, Elton John and David Furnish's zero-alcohol sparkling wine, Elton John Zero Blanc de Blancs, hit U.S. shelves Tuesday at $25 a bottle. The launch statement says celebrations "should include people who do not drink alcohol." The machine doe…

The Spice Girls Are Selling A Handbag Full Of 1996

via The actual box set page: The Spice Girls Store · The vinyl version: The Spice Girls Store · The chart-side announcement: Official Charts · Fan-press coverage: Classic Pop

The Spice Girls' "The Singles Collection" lands today, thirty years to the week after "Spice" came out, per Universal Music. It is 14 CDs, 160 tracks, four unreleased songs, and a booklet with messages from all five members, packed into a white handbag-inspire…

Weeknd Sells $1.3B, The Press Release Donates $8.5M

via The record and the tour math: Variety · The press release: PR Newswire · Rival coverage and the stadium photo: Pollstar

According to Variety, The Weeknd's "After Hours Til Dawn" stadium tour wrapped at TM Stadium National in Kuala Lumpur last night, ending at more than $1.3 billion, the highest-grossing tour by a male artist in history, per the PR Newswire release. The record i…

Hunger Games Album Shoves The Cure In It

via The lineup announcement: Variety · The film's post-release VR plans: Deadline · The lead single, official lyric video: YouTube

The 29-track companion album "The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping (The Album)" was announced Monday, with The Cure, Depeche Mode, Stevie Nicks, Tyler Childers, and Jennifer Lawrence among the contributors. According to Variety, it drops November 13 on the…

Harry Styles Ends 30 Nights As A Rat

via The full wrap, the Brunson banner: Variety · MSG's own press release: the banner night · Pizza Rat night two: Meaww · The 79 countries stat: 24hip-hop

Harry Styles closed his record-setting 30-night Madison Square Garden residency over the weekend with two Harryween shows, according to Variety. On the final night he performed as the New York pizza rat while Knicks captain Jalen Brunson presented a banner com…

Elvis Sues Anthropic Over 274 Songs

A group of companies controlling Elvis Presley's music, including Authentic Brands Group, sued Anthropic in federal court Friday, claiming Claude was trained on 274 of the King's songs and demanding $48.6 million, per Variety. Rolling Stone reports the suit cl…

Mayer's New Label Is Called Sob Rock

John Mayer is launching Sob Rock Records, a new imprint in partnership with Universal Music Group's Mercury Records, named after his 2021 album and confirmed Thursday, according to The Hollywood Reporter. The announcement lands the day before his first new sin…

Winehouse's Musical Is The Worst-Kept Secret

A musical about Amy Winehouse is officially in development for the West End, with Broadway producer Catherine Schreiber understood to be involved and casting said to be underway, according to Variety. One source called it "the worst kept secret in theater." Ca…

Spotify's Slop Purge Is Just A Demotion

via The 50M/75M figures: Variety · Tidal's no-royalties pledge: Variety · YouTube Music's labels: Variety · The earlier policy push: Complex

According to Variety, Spotify has removed 50 million AI slop tracks from recommendations this year, a figure published in the company's "For the Record" blog, which is the name Spotify gives to its press releases. The cleanup sits on top of 75 million tracks i…

U2's Greatest Show On Earth Is A Stadium Tour

via The tour announcement: Variety · The single and the tour: Rolling Stone · The dates and tickets: NME · The stadium math: Billboard

According to Variety, U2 has announced a 2027 global stadium tour called "Carnaval De Luz presents: The Greatest Show On Earth," kicking off Feb. 23 in Mexico City with Beck opening the first six Latin America dates, and a subscriber presale that starts before…

Bryan's Stadium Tour Is A Donor List

via The announcement: Variety · The rival coverage: Rolling Stone · The presale portal: ZachBryan.com · The record he broke: Variety

Zach Bryan announced his 2027 stadium tour Wednesday: 23 shows in 19 stadiums across North America and Australia, promoted by AEG Presents, per Variety. The tour supports his EP Young Manhood and Other Donatable Organs, out this week. The man who broke the att…

Noem Starts A Feud, Musgraves Ends It With A Dog

via The full feud: Variety · The actual quote-tweet: X · Rival coverage: Rolling Stone · Also covered: USA Magazine

Kacey Musgraves quote-tweeted Kristi Noem after the former DHS secretary took a shot at her over a politician's concert photo, with one line: "I don't think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it." According to Variety. Let's talk a…

Manilow's Triumphant Return Had A Two-Day Run

via The cancellation, reported live: Deadline · The May "great progress" update: Deadline · The February postponement that started the pattern: Deadline

The timeline is the whole story. Thursday: "I'm back!" from the stage at a welcome-back show his rep calls "triumphant." Friday: a few songs, then the exit, with "talk amongst yourselves" to the crowd. Saturday: nothing. The residency that was supposed to star…

Britney's New Song Is A 25-Year-Old Teaser

via The drop and the Nov. 6 reissue: People · Same story, same vault: Today · The Timberlake co-write, per EW · UK coverage of the 25th edition: The Independent

Britney Spears released "She'll Never Be Me" on Friday, a song recorded in 2001 for her self-titled album that never officially came out, according to People. It is the first of five vault tracks on the "Britney" 25th anniversary edition, which arrives Nov. 6.…

The Queen Obituary Was A Gin Launch

via The denial itself: Daily Express · The misquoted headline: Rolling Stone · The gin launch: Yahoo Music · The interview that was misquoted: The Times

Brian May took to Instagram to deny that he said Queen will never tour again, calling Rolling Stone's "Brian May Says Queen Won't Tour Again" headline a "misinterpretation" of his interview, per the Daily Express, and adding "I made a personal decision last ye…

The Phantom Gets A Cinema Release He Never Wanted

via The deal: Deadline · The 40th anniversary gala details: What's On Stage · The 2004 film, the precedent: Wikipedia

Universal Pictures Content Group, LW Entertainment, and Cameron Mackintosh are producing a live recording of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera for a 2027 cinema release, via Deadline. The film will capture the production's 40th anniversary gala at His…

Braun's Peace Treaty Is A Follow Button

via The actual report: Page Six · The 2019 "evil person" quote: Page Six · The feud timeline: Billboard · The show, per the reviews: Broadway.com

According to Page Six, Scooter Braun shared a rehearsal clip from his former client Todrick Hall's Off-Broadway musical "Midnight" on his Instagram story over the weekend, and the two, who fell out in 2019, are now following each other on Instagram again. Repr…

The Gilded Hall's Locked Room Gets No Guests

via The label's announcement: Billboard · The "we listened" statement: Billboard Pro · Rival coverage: BBC · The first boycott, BTS: Billboard

On Friday, JYP Entertainment told Billboard that Stray Kids had submitted nothing to the 2027 Grammy Awards, joining the boycott BTS announced in July over the Recording Academy's new Best Asian Pop Music Performance category. The mechanism is the locked room.…

Eminem's Video Game Is A Merch Drop

via The exclusive and the booth number: Variety · Rival coverage: Complex · Rival coverage: AllHipHop · The brand page: Marshall's Massacre

Eminem is debuting a streetwear collab with NERDS Clothing at New York Comic Con next week, complete with a limited skate deck, long-sleeve tee, bomber jacket, hand-embellished arcade cabinets, and an "original video game" called "Marshall's Massacre." Per Var…

The Shirt Outlasted The Campaign

Zach Bryan, 30, opened his sold-out Friday show at Robert Kraft's Gillette Stadium wearing a black T-shirt that read "FREE PALESTINE" over a pine tree and the words "AN APPEAL TO HEAVEN," per Page Six. That was one month after Kraft's stadium campaign dropped …

Sheeran Wanted The Hit Without The War

In a Rolling Stone UK interview published today, Bono revealed that Ed Sheeran resisted the humanitarian themes on "Yours Eternally," the track Sheeran made with U2 earlier this year, according to The Independent. The song features Ukrainian singer Taras Topal…

Mariah's Tank Has A $1.5M Halo

via The full story and the Instagram photos: Page Six · The necklace, on the jeweler's site: Leviev · Madonna's $2.8M VMA necklace, same jeweler: Page Six · Swift's VMA ring, also Leviev: Page Six

To mark the 25th anniversary of the "Glitter" soundtrack, Mariah Carey launched new merch, according to Page Six. She unveiled the "Loverboy" tank top wearing a $1,550,000 diamond necklace from Leviev that runs 44.71 carats with a 14-carat center stone. Do the…

The Posh comeback is a photo and two emojis

via The photo and caption: NME · Billboard's take: Billboard · The BBC ruling: The Standard · The Reading Festival set: NME

According to NME, Victoria Beckham was photographed recording vocals with her son Cruz on Monday, with Cruz posting the photo under the caption "yeah we got posh back in the studio ;)" and Victoria replying with a string of laughing emojis. Neither confirmed o…

Half The Stream Is Slop

According to Music Business Worldwide, Universal Music Group filed a 52-page complaint last Tuesday in the U.S. District Court for the District of Delaware alleging "deceptive trade practices and blatant copyright infringement" against DistroKid, the $24.99-a-…

The Clean Slate Is A Laundromat

via The report: The Verge · The complaint details: Startup Fortune · The earlier YouTube-scraping admission: The Verge · The original 2024 suit: The Verge

According to The Verge, Sony Music and Universal Music Group filed yet another suit against Suno, accusing its new v6 model of "model laundering" after training on user outputs from older models built on unlicensed music. The marketing, first. Suno sold v6 as …

MTV, Trophy Tailor, Sews Swift A Moon

via How to watch tonight: AP · The Monday announcement: AP · The studio announcement: Paramount · The full performer list: Billboard

According to AP, Taylor Swift will receive an inaugural "Artist Director Honors" at tonight's VMAs, a 31st trophy that makes her the most awarded artist in VMA history. The award, announced Monday by CBS and MTV, recognizes artists whose work behind the camera…

The Down Payment Lands On An 18-Year-Old

via The announcement: Fashion Times · The sit-down: ELLE · The where-to-buy version: Hypebae · The jacket itself: Aritzia

According to fashiontimes, Aritzia named KATSEYE's 18-year-old Yoonchae the face of its Super Puff campaign Thursday, her first solo brand deal since the group's 2023 debut. The group already holds deals with Gap, Fendi, Pandora, and Glossier. Now the youngest…

Miss Golf Resort Sues The Biggest Album On Earth

via The filing, reported: Rolling Stone · Rival coverage: NME · The tabloid version: Daily Mail · The brand in question: Maren Wade

According to Rolling Stone, Taylor Swift's lawyers filed this week calling Maren Wade's trademark suit over the 'The Life of a Showgirl' album title 'nonsensical' and asking the judge to dismiss the case with prejudice. Wade ran a Las Vegas Weekly column, a po…

A Canceled Russia Tour Is A Valid Trial Delay

via The original report: TMZ · The canceled-venue check and the $23M: AllHipHop · The dreads backstory: The Independent · The filing breakdown: Particle

On Wednesday, Ye's lawyers asked a judge to move a discrimination trial from October 12 to May 2027, citing upcoming Russia concerts and the deportation of his former chief of staff, Milo Yiannopoulos, according to TMZ. The suit is from a former Donda Academy …

Outkast Sues Ovrkast Over Two Letters

via The lawsuit story: Rolling Stone · The 2025 interview they cited: Rolling Stone · Rival coverage: CBC · The defendant's statement: X

Outkast has sued Oakland producer Silas Wilson, a.k.a. Ovrkast, in federal court in Georgia, accusing him of trademark infringement and breaching a name-change deal, per Rolling Stone. The 31-page complaint was filed by the duo's trademark holding company, whi…

The Encore Is Just A SKU

via The recap: Just Jared · The trade version: Variety · The vinyl preorder: Official Charts · The release-time explainer: Cosmopolitan

Taylor Swift announced on Instagram this morning that The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore, a four-track follow-up to last year's record, drops this Friday with pre-orders already open on Apple Music, Spotify and Amazon. Caption and tracklist courtesy of Just Ja…

Patient Zero Is The Marketing Virus

via The recap: E! News · The announcement: Billboard · The dark-website countdown: USA Today · The wire copy: The Washington Post

Taylor Swift announced Tuesday that a new single, "Patient Zero," drops September 25 with a 24-hour pre-order window on her website, per E! News, capping a run of coded clues that started with a cryptic Emmys sketch and a letter on her site that sprouted a thi…