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Norris Lists $3.2M Ranch While The Diner Files

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Dean Norris has listed his 11-acre Temecula estate for $3,199,267, days after TMZ reported he is divorcing his wife Bridget amid a Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing for the couple's Temecula diner, per TMZ.


Hank Schrader spent five seasons watching a chemist launder millions and never cashed in on a dime. His actor is doing the same move in reverse. The house was bought in 2014 for $1,725,000 and is now listed at nearly double, a nine-bedroom spread on eleven acres with a horse barn, a fruit orchard and an infinity pool. In California, the profit doesn't go to a new house or a trip. It goes into the divorce settlement, because the couple bought the place during the marriage. No cartel required. The house is the meth.

The dining side of the operation is doing worse. Norris and his wife bought the Swing Inn Cafe in 2022, and the bankruptcy docs show revenue down a million dollars between 2024 and 2025, with liabilities somewhere between one and ten million. TMZ, with a shrug, notes the drop is "presumably after the social media attention faded." A restaurant built on the Hank Schrader brand is doing exactly what the brand does. It works while the spotlight is on, and it evaporates the second the spotlight moves.

Nothing in the timeline is sudden. Married Oct. 27, 2001. Separated Jan. 15, 2025. Filed in 2025, citing irreconcilable differences, with joint custody sought for two minor kids. Dean responded months later. The case is not finalized. And now the listing, $3,199,267, the odd dollars included like a dare. A marriage winding down, a diner going under, and every asset getting priced.

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9 days ago · Nov 5, 2026
it is the 2020s and they are tired

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