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Category: movie-release (51 posts)

Bond Pays Pattinson To Do Fewer Bonds

via The report as TMZ told it: TMZ · Rival coverage: The Guardian · Rival coverage: IGN · Pattinson at the last press event, still in a suit: Extra

According to TMZ, citing Puck, the search for the next James Bond is closing in on Robert Pattinson after the early screeners failed to impress, and his deal was reportedly sweetened to three films at a much bigger payday. The next James Bond is being picked l…

Jackman Writes His Way Into Doomsday

via The recap: Variety · The full ten-writer list: IndieWire · The "all but confirm" coverage: EW · The no-script shoot: World of Reel

Per Variety, eagle-eyed Marvel fans combed through the Writer's Guild of America directory and spotted the screenwriting credits for Avengers: Doomsday, which list Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman among the 10 writers who worked on the film. We'll call the ten-w…

Depp Comes Back As Scrooge For $5M

Johnny Depp's gothic A Christmas Carol, "Ebenezer," premiered in London Monday and opens Nov. 13 in U.S. theaters, and per Variety Depp is taking a $5 million salary, a fraction of his old fee, for his first big studio role in eight years. Cinema owners are be…

Godzilla Makes $32M, The Cat In The Hat $6M

via The weekend numbers: Variety · The record, the demos, and the New Jersey detail: Deadline · The pre-weekend projections: ScreenRant

According to Variety, Godzilla Minus Zero opened to $14.5M on Friday and is tracking to a $32M weekend, a record for a live-action foreign-language opening, while The Cat in the Hat brought in $6M. Deadline puts the Warner Bros. Animation film at $17M to $20M …

Ronaldo's Stuntnuts Adds A Matt Damon Cameo

Matthew Vaughn and Cristiano Ronaldo's stuntman action comedy “Stuntnuts” gets its first market screening at AFM and a new Matt Damon cameo, per Deadline. The film, which features Chris Hemsworth and Sam Rockwell playing themselves, was shot a couple of years …

The Musk Doc Flinched, Then Shipped

Universal set international release dates for Alex Gibney's documentary “Musk” on Friday, per Variety, after the studio reportedly wavered on an overseas rollout following legal threats from the film's subject. Asked what had happened, Gibney said, “Were they …

Keanu Reeves' John Wick Gets An Anime Prequel

via Where the Impossible Task quote first hit the record: Variety · Rival coverage from the announcement: The Hollywood Reporter · The Impossible Task angle: FandomWire · Animation trade coverage: Animation World Network

Keanu Reeves has officially closed a deal to voice John Wick in Lionsgate's animated prequel, per Variety. The film tells the Impossible Task story. He kills all of his rivals in one night to free himself from the High Table and earn the right to be with Helen…

Grimes Did A Cameo So An AI Film Can Beg For Oscars

via The DM story and the rep's statement: Variety · The Times Square push and Oscar screenings: IndieWire (via Yahoo) · The trailer and the Oscar bid: Variety · The YouTube audience math: The Wrap

According to Variety, Grimes has a few minutes of cameo in "Gods Don't Give Gifts," the R-rated AI-generated feature from YouTuber Gossip Goblin that hits theaters Dec. 4, and the studio is running a Times Square ad campaign built around her appearance. The di…

Hawke Joins The Card Game Blockbuster

via The article: Variety · The competing coverage: Deadline · The real photo: Variety/Getty · The brand page: Magic: The Gathering

Maya Hawke is set to star in "Magic: The Gathering," a live-action movie from Legendary Entertainment and Hasbro Entertainment, per Variety. Matt Johnson, who directed "Blackberry," will direct. Her role is undisclosed and the plot is "under wraps," though the…

Statham And Ritchie's Seventh Movie Is The Same Movie

via The announcement: Variety · The studio page, full filmography: Netflix Tudum · Rival coverage: Screen Rant · Rival coverage: Polygon

According to Variety, Guy Ritchie is writing, directing, and producing a seventh film with Jason Statham, "Dogfight," which Netflix has announced as a "stylish revenge actioner" set in the London criminal underworld. Production starts in the UK in early 2027, …

Clayface Ties With A Jailed Tech Bro Doc

via The weekend numbers: Variety · The staring contest framing: Deadline · $10.6M vs $10.4M, frame by frame: The Wrap · The doc's run to date: IndieWire

A24's Elizabeth Holmes documentary You Can See Everything and DC's Clayface finished the Halloween weekend nearly level at about $10.5 million apiece, one of the slowest weekends of the year, according to Variety. Final numbers Monday. The mechanism is the mat…

Waititi Burns The Critics, Klara Burns The Budget

via The Instagram takedown, quote by quote: Deadline · The $701K opening and the 880-theater cut: Deadline · The rival write-up of the takedown: Variety · Sony stops reporting the grosses: Cosmic Book News

On Oct. 31, Taika Waititi posted on Instagram that the critics who gave Sony's "Klara and the Sun" a 26 percent Rotten Tomatoes score are "sad lost souls" who "became critics," signing off with "Irrelevant. Out of touch. Obsolete. In the bin." Per Deadline, th…

The Hunger Games Comes Back With A Third Snow

via The London premiere and the looks: E! · Lawrence and Hutcherson's return: E! · Lawrence's own confirmation: Call Her Daddy

Sunrise on the Reaping, the Hunger Games prequel, premiered in London on Wednesday with a red carpet that felt like a fashion show, per E!, and the franchise's original two leads are returning for the first time in over a decade. The franchise has now cast its…

Keanu Reeves: The Fallback Hero

via The exclusive with the 1993 detail: Page Six · Rival coverage: Deadline · Rival coverage: Variety · The rest of his slate: Deadline

According to Page Six, Keanu Reeves is attached to star in the Netflix action film "Maelstrom," a "Die Hard"-style project first sold as a spec script to Warner Bros. in 1993, taking over the lead from "Reacher" star Alan Ritchson, who dropped out. Directed by…

Tarantino's Surprise Came With a Trailer

via The AFI screening story: Deadline · The surprise-reveal recap: The Wrap · On-set photos and the Fincher reveal: Gold Derby

Quentin Tarantino surprised an AFI Fest crowd at the TCL Chinese Theatre on Friday night by screening the first 17 minutes of The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, the script he wrote that David Fincher is directing, according to Deadline. The film is due…

Bond's Final Screen Tests Are A Headhunt

Amazon MGM Studios is setting final screen tests for the next James Bond as early as Friday, with at least four test offers out and three names expected in front of the camera: Jack Lowden, Callum Turner and Josh O'Connor, according to Deadline. The spy who ki…

Narnia's 481M Views Are The New Box Office

via The 481 million: Deadline · The Stairway sync: Deadline · Trailer breakdown: Deadline · The 49 day window: Deadline

Greta Gerwig's Narnia: The Magician's Nephew trailer pulled more than 481 million views in its first week, more than the first week trailers for Barbie and Wonka, Deadline reports after Netflix's earnings call. The mechanism is the trailer count. Netflix neede…

Pattinson's Bribe Was 200 Cans of Zyn

via The bribe story: Variety · The Oppenheim interview: Vulture · NME's version of the story: NME · The box office numbers: Variety

According to Variety, director Lance Oppenheim says Robert Pattinson only agreed to star in A24's "Primetime" after the director shipped 200 canisters of Zyn nicotine pouches to his Los Angeles home alongside the script, addressed "Dear Chris Han-Zyn." The fil…

Narnia's Reboot Casts Meryl Streep As A Lion

via Deadline: "Narnia: The Magician's Nephew" Trailer Teases Aslan, Jadis & More · Deadline: Greta Gerwig On Why She Chose Meryl Streep To Voice Aslan · The official trailer on YouTube

Deadline reports that the first trailer for Greta Gerwig's "Narnia: The Magician's Nephew" shows Emma Mackey as the White Witch in a metallic dress, a world being born, and Aslan, who will be voiced by Meryl Streep, ahead of a February 12 theatrical bow and an…

Coppola Turns Megalopolis Into A Text Message Q&A

via The announcement: Deadline · The math: A.V. Club · The Q&A format: ScreenRant · The wine empire: World of Reel

According to Deadline, Megalopolis returns to theaters October 24 in a limited run from New York to Hawaii, with the audience texting questions to Francis Ford Coppola and him answering the best ones live. The $120 million self financed epic that took in $14 m…

Daily Wire's Franco Film Gets One Night In 100 Theaters

via The exclusive details: Deadline · Trejo's son on the ICE film: Deadline · Trejo's "pro-immigrant" pushback: Deadline · The other shut-down, with Majors: Deadline

The Daily Wire revealed details Tuesday of "Confession," its under-the-radar prestige drama set in Stalin's 1938 Moscow, written by Ben Shapiro and starring Rob Lowe, James Franco, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Nick Nolte, with a world premiere at the Warsaw Film F…

Other Mommy's $27M Opening Scores A D+

via The weekend numbers: Deadline · The audience grade angle: Just Jared · Chastain on the Sorkin matchup: Hollywood Reporter · The scorecard: Rotten Tomatoes

The math is the story. A $19 million budget, a $27.5 million opening, an 18 percent critics score, a D+ from the audience. The movie is winning the weekend while losing every review, which is a specific flavor of box office success the marketing team never ask…

Sorkin's Reckoning Got Rejected Like A Friend Request

via The numbers: $6M weekend, $30M budget: Deadline · Sorkin on Eisenberg: "It's infuriating": EW · Eisenberg turning it down, back in June: Deadline · NY premiere red carpet gallery: Deadline

The Social Reckoning, Aaron Sorkin's "Social Network" sequel, opened to $6 million this weekend against a budget around $30 million, according to Deadline. Jeremy Strong is playing Mark Zuckerberg after Jesse Eisenberg turned down the role. Sorkin went back to…

Hathaway Debuts Her Letterboxd On A $200M Bomb

via Letterboxd — Anne Hathaway's review of Digger · Just Jared — Hathaway praises "brilliant" Digger after box office bomb · Just Jared — Hathaway joins Cruise in Days of Thunder sequel

Anne Hathaway posted her first-ever Letterboxd review: five stars on Tom Cruise's Digger, the Alejandro G. Iñárritu film now projected to cost Warner Bros. up to $200 million. "Loved this brilliant film," she wrote. "It's smart, trippy, aggressive, funny, and …

Gossip Goblin's AI Movie Just Filed For Oscars

via The trailer and the Oscar campaign: GeekTyrant · The trailer breakdown: ComingSoon · The actual trailer: MovieFone

According to GeekTyrant, YouTuber Gossip Goblin, aka Zack London, dropped a trailer for "Gods Don't Give Gifts," a 104-minute AI-generated sci-fi horror film. It opens in limited theaters December 4, and the team has announced it will campaign for a Best Anima…

Digger Needed $350M, It Got $20M

via Cruise's defense: Variety · The box office report: Variety · The loss estimate: The Guardian · The merger tie-in: The New York Times

Tom Cruise's "Digger," Alejandro G. Iñárritu's satirical black comedy about an oil tycoon whose malfunctioning Antarctica drilling rig sends an ice cap hurtling toward Europe, opened to $8 million in North America and $20 million worldwide, and Cruise said in …

The Phantom Gets A Cinema Release He Never Wanted

via The deal: Deadline · The 40th anniversary gala details: What's On Stage · The 2004 film, the precedent: Wikipedia

Universal Pictures Content Group, LW Entertainment, and Cameron Mackintosh are producing a live recording of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera for a 2027 cinema release, via Deadline. The film will capture the production's 40th anniversary gala at His…

The Method Mumble Gets A Release Date

via The trailer and the mumble: Deadline · The official trailer: YouTube · The Gaslamp street stunt, original: Deadline · Rival coverage: Entertainment Weekly

According to Deadline, Paramount has dropped the first full trailer for "Ebenezer," the Ti West-directed Dickens adaptation starring Johnny Depp as Scrooge, in theaters November 13. The film was already promoted in person last July, when Depp appeared in full …

The Flat Earthers Get A Working Title

via The exclusive: Variety · The directors' Oscar-winning short: YouTube · O'Connell's Venice carpet peak: Page Six · The tuxedo, catalogued: Hollywood Reporter

According to Variety, Jack O'Connell and Odessa A'zion will star in "The End of the World as We Know It," about "a pair of star-crossed loners who meet on an epic pilgrimage to prove the earth is flat." The film is written and directed by Ross White and Tom Be…

Professor X Hasn't Read A Page

Christopher Abbott, cast as Professor X in Marvel Studios' X-Men movie, told Entertainment Tonight that he "hasn't read anything yet. Nothing," as Deadline reports. He's "not even being coy." He has not read anything, but he "can't wait," because the film isn'…

The Focus Group Ate The Ending

via The focus group story: Variety · The No. 1 weekend: Variety box office · Rival coverage: ScreenRant · Rival coverage: ThoughtCatalog

Colleen Hoover's "Verity," the erotic thriller starring Anne Hathaway and Dakota Johnson, opened at No. 1 this weekend, and Variety reports the film's original "dark phoenix" ending was scrapped after focus group screenings rejected it. The ending they cut was…

Cruise's Iceberg Sinks To $8 Million

via The tracking story: Page Six · The "decide for yourself" promo: EW · The July influencer press event: Page Six · The zero-star review: NY Post

The $135 million apocalypse satire "Digger" starring Tom Cruise is tracking an $8 million to $12 million opening this weekend, according to Page Six. The studio's new "decide for yourself" promo opens with a quote from a film influencer with 4,895 TikTok follo…

Lohan's Rom-Com Is Set In 2008

via The exclusive announcement: Deadline · Rival coverage of the cast: Hollywood Reporter · The studio's own press: Netflix Tudum · The Mean Girls reunion angle: EW

Netflix announced today that Lindsay Lohan will star in and produce a new romance feature, "Return to You," starring Henry Golding, according to Deadline. The film, directed by Mark Waters, the man behind Freaky Friday and Mean Girls, is set in 2008 and follow…

500 Million Subs, 15 Minutes Of Show

The biggest YouTube channel on earth, 517 million subscribers, showed up to a Mumbai promo event for Ramayana on Saturday, and the press event that was supposed to be a two-hour spectacle ran about fifteen minutes, according to Hollywood Reporter India. The me…

The Walking Franchise Beat A 2012 Record

via The recap: Deadline · The 2012 record it beat: Box Office Mojo · The 2012 opening report: TheWrap · The numbers: The Numbers

Zach Cregger's Resident Evil reboot opened to $60.1 million from 3,684 theaters and $108.3 million worldwide last weekend, per Deadline. That worldwide number is being billed as the biggest opening in the 24-year-old franchise's history. Box office PR runs on …