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Rocky's PUMA Rave Ends In A Brawl

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According to TMZ, A$AP Rocky's PUMA launch party for the Suede '94 sneaker line turned into a fight inside a Manhattan building Thursday night, the NYPD showed up to what it called a "disorderly group," and the event was evacuated.


The sneaker launch is the last place in pop culture where a $300 shoe gets called culture. PUMA threw a Chelsea rave to honor the skate and hip hop scenes that, per the press materials, "gave the Suede its identity." Translation: they rented a building and billed nostalgia as a product.

Somewhere between the gold lace keepers and the weathered gum sole press photos, the room did what rooms like that always do. A few hundred people who were told a shoe matters, packed in one commercial building, and a fight. The NYPD answered a 10:30 disturbance call, found the "disorderly group," and the night ended in an evacuation, which is the only ending a PR team can spin into content.

Rocky wasn't in the fight, which is the only honest thing that happened all night. The shoe is still selling. The event did its job: you now know exactly what the Suede '94 looks like, and you know the launch came with a police report. The whole funnel, start to finish.

YOUR TURN: Is a brawl at a sneaker party a marketing win, or did the PR team just get one more line in the post event recap?


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