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U2's Greatest Show On Earth Is A Stadium Tour

via The tour announcement: Variety · The single and the tour: Rolling Stone · The dates and tickets: NME · The stadium math: Billboard

According to Variety, U2 has announced a 2027 global stadium tour called "Carnaval De Luz presents: The Greatest Show On Earth," kicking off Feb. 23 in Mexico City with Beck opening the first six Latin America dates, and a subscriber presale that starts before…

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Cruise's Digger Dies, Affleck Defends The Bomb

via The defense squad: Deadline · The $8M opening: Deadline · The $150M loss: Deadline · Hathaway's 10/10: Deadline

According to Deadline, Tom Cruise's Digger, the $160 million Alejandro G. Iñárritu film that opened to $8 million and is expected to lose around $150 million, has assembled a celebrity defense squad: Ben Affleck called the criticism "a little bit like the high…

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Depp's Bond Street Show Is A Bunch Of Stuff

via The exhibition, with photos: Deadline · The Bunnyman, at its Istanbul debut: Deadline

Johnny Depp's first major UK art exhibition opened Tuesday at Halcyon Gallery on New Bond Street, per Deadline. The show follows the Shanghai edition of A Bunch of Stuff, and it runs to paintings, drawings, collages, and his first sculpture. The gallery's own …

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Bryan's Stadium Tour Is A Donor List

via The announcement: Variety · The rival coverage: Rolling Stone · The presale portal: ZachBryan.com · The record he broke: Variety

Zach Bryan announced his 2027 stadium tour Wednesday: 23 shows in 19 stadiums across North America and Australia, promoted by AEG Presents, per Variety. The tour supports his EP Young Manhood and Other Donatable Organs, out this week. The man who broke the att…

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Brand Says It Was Just Fun, Allegedly

via Day two from the court: The Guardian · The live blog from day one: The Guardian · The local coverage: Your Local Guardian

The jury at Southwark Crown Court heard Thursday that Russell Brand allegedly told a woman "it's just fun" during a 1999 alleged assault, per The Guardian. Brand, 51, faces rape and sexual assault charges spanning 1999 to 2009 and denies all of them. Day two o…

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Harry And Meghan Pick Their 2017 Venue

via The BBC's morning report: BBC News · The 2017 callback, documented: People · The all-British outfit breakdown: Just Jared · The rival angle: USA Today

Prince Harry and Meghan made their first official joint appearance since moving back to the UK on Thursday, visiting Nottingham charities per the BBC. The venue is the story: it is also the city where the couple did their first official outing together as newl…

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Swank Announces Baby No. 3 Like A Film Premiere

via The announcement: E! News · The months of "later in life" setup: Page Six · The "full attention" interview: E! News · The Instagram post: Instagram

According to E! News, Hilary Swank, 52, is pregnant with her third child and announced the news with a family dance video, captioning it: "A lot of people have been asking what project I'm doing next, this one releases in December." There was no sonogram. Ther…

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Good To Be Back, Says The Machine

via The Nottingham outing: E! News · The 2017 callback and the quote: People · The status clarification: E! News · Harry's "eventful" interview: E! News

According to E! News, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle made their first official joint outing since moving back to the U.K., visiting a community music recording studio in Nottingham on Oct. 15, nearly two months after the family's return. The word in the press …

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Guilfoyle's Exit Cost: A Rich European Husband

via The exit and the rich-European-husband plan: Page Six · The Trump quote: Deadline · The Marafatsos piece: The Wall Street Journal · The $100,000 AmEx bill: NY Post

According to Page Six, Kimberly Guilfoyle is planning to look for a "rich European husband" after resigning as the U.S. Ambassador to Greece at the White House's request, and one insider's version of the next chapter is that she is "embarrassed to come back to…

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