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Disney Reruns A 7-Year-Old Movie To Beat Avatar

via The re-release explainer: Variety India · The box-office record math: MindCron · Opening weekend numbers: TheWrap · The official Disney press note: Disney UK Press

Avengers: Endgame is back in theaters Sept. 25 as Endgame: Encore, a re-release with a new intro, added footage, and an end tag Disney says "creates a bridge" to Avengers: Doomsday. According to Variety India, the encore is also the launch event for a new prem…

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The Grand Final Shoe Drop

According to Nine, Kylie Minogue performed in the pre-match entertainment at Saturday's AFL Grand Final at the MCG, the first-ever meeting of the Fremantle Dockers and Brisbane Lions in a Grand Final, wearing custom gold, silver, and black heeled boots made by…

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The Influencer Ring's $10M Tab

According to ESPN, Heather Hardy, 44, the former WBO featherweight champion, filed a federal lawsuit Wednesday in the Northern District of Texas seeking more than $10 million from Jake Paul's Most Valuable Promotions, Paul, COO Bryce Holden, and Holden Boxing.…

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Half The Stream Is Slop

According to Music Business Worldwide, Universal Music Group filed a 52-page complaint last Tuesday in the U.S. District Court for the District of Delaware alleging "deceptive trade practices and blatant copyright infringement" against DistroKid, the $24.99-a-…

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Lisa Sells The Stalker's Eyewear

Meta unveiled the "Meta Glasses by LISA" collection on Wednesday, two styles of $399 hands-free camera glasses with pet-inspired charms, according to Fashion Times. The backlash started within a day, after fans pointed out she has spent years describing stalke…

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The Values Audit Is A Breakup Text

Nike cancelled a London photoshoot for its Cortez line the night before it was due, after an internal review concluded Karim Benzema's past was not worth the brand's logo, according to The Athletic. The 38-year-old free agent's response, three days later, was …

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The Specimen Met The Machine

via The video: TMZ · The video: Today · Rival coverage: Daily Mail · Rival coverage: Vice

On September 18, influencer Frankie LaPenna fought a six-foot humanoid robot in a San Francisco cage in an event billed as the world's first human versus robot fight, and the remote-controlled machine, which was running as an ad for a VR game, knocked him to t…

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Rodrigo's Dress Had A Melt Down

via The photos: Page Six · The fashion angle: Vogue · Rival coverage: TMZ · The video: Just Jared

On Friday night, Olivia Rodrigo opened her Unraveled Tour at People's Bank Arena in Hartford, Connecticut, and artificial rain turned her white sleeveless dress into a disintegrating costume change during "the cure," revealing a red corset and micro miniskirt …

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