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Cage's Unsigned Waiver Is An Exit Interview

via The panel, live from New York: Deadline · The True Detective confirmation: Just Jared · The original rumor he's now confirming: Deadline

The waiver was never a form. It's a club. "I'm not an AI-friendly actor, I guess. I don't belong to that club" is a line out of a corporate HR manual, delivered at a comic con panel, and there is no press release to retract it because the club declined him in …

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Sorkin's Reckoning Got Rejected Like A Friend Request

via The numbers: $6M weekend, $30M budget: Deadline · Sorkin on Eisenberg: "It's infuriating": EW · Eisenberg turning it down, back in June: Deadline · NY premiere red carpet gallery: Deadline

The Social Reckoning, Aaron Sorkin's "Social Network" sequel, opened to $6 million this weekend against a budget around $30 million, according to Deadline. Jeremy Strong is playing Mark Zuckerberg after Jesse Eisenberg turned down the role. Sorkin went back to…

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Britney's New Song Is A 25-Year-Old Teaser

via The drop and the Nov. 6 reissue: People · Same story, same vault: Today · The Timberlake co-write, per EW · UK coverage of the 25th edition: The Independent

Britney Spears released "She'll Never Be Me" on Friday, a song recorded in 2001 for her self-titled album that never officially came out, according to People. It is the first of five vault tracks on the "Britney" 25th anniversary edition, which arrives Nov. 6.…

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Langley's Cancellation Was A Group Project

via The recap: ABC News · Rival coverage: BBC · Local angle: NewsON6 · E! video recap: E! News

According to ABC News, Ella Langley's sold-out Tulsa show was canceled Friday night over a "serious security threat" after bomb-detection dogs swept the arena twice and Tulsa police said they found nothing credible. Read the statement twice. Her post says the …

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Megan Fox Joins A Website And Buys The Building

via The recap and first-look photos: Page Six via Yahoo Entertainment · Rival coverage: Complex · The actual landing page: meganfox.world · More steamy snaps: Parade

According to Page Six's report, syndicated to Yahoo Entertainment, Megan Fox launched a paid-content page on Subs.com on Friday and, in the same breath, became a co-owner of the platform itself. The launch, promoted by a lingerie teaser, reportedly crashed the…

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Musk Gets A Four-Hour Bill From The Doc Who Sank Enron

via What the film reveals: E! · The official site and Q&A lineup: Bleecker Street · Musk's "hit piece" reply: X · St. Clair's $40 million NDA rejection: E!

Alex Gibney's roughly four-hour "Musk" opens in New York and Los Angeles today, going wide Oct 16; Musk, who did not participate, has already called it "a hit piece that misses," according to E!. Gibney is the documentarian who keeps getting wrecked by his sub…

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