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Minaj Made Chucky A Republican. The Doll Is Mad.

via The fight: Variety · The AI abomination: Billboard · The same beef, UK edition: The Independent · The takedown: Pedestrian TV

Nicki Minaj marked the midterms with an AI-generated image of Chucky in a pink suit wearing a "Vote Red" pin, and the franchise's creator Don Mancini replied in all caps, "IMPOSTER," per Variety. The property owner of a franchise just unionized. Minaj photosho…

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Gosselaar Calls Peacock's Cancellation 'Premature'

via The interview: EW · The article: Deadline · The real photo: Deadline · The previous Gosselaar SBTB piece: Deadline

Mark-Paul Gosselaar is speaking out after Peacock canceled the "Saved by the Bell" reboot after two seasons, per Deadline. In a recent interview with Entertainment Weekly, he said he was "upset with NBC for canceling that" and called it "premature, especially …

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Hawke Joins The Card Game Blockbuster

via The article: Variety · The competing coverage: Deadline · The real photo: Variety/Getty · The brand page: Magic: The Gathering

Maya Hawke is set to star in "Magic: The Gathering," a live-action movie from Legendary Entertainment and Hasbro Entertainment, per Variety. Matt Johnson, who directed "Blackberry," will direct. Her role is undisclosed and the plot is "under wraps," though the…

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Statham And Ritchie's Seventh Movie Is The Same Movie

via The announcement: Variety · The studio page, full filmography: Netflix Tudum · Rival coverage: Screen Rant · Rival coverage: Polygon

According to Variety, Guy Ritchie is writing, directing, and producing a seventh film with Jason Statham, "Dogfight," which Netflix has announced as a "stylish revenge actioner" set in the London criminal underworld. Production starts in the UK in early 2027, …

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Dane's Memoir Fights Duhamel From The Grave

via The memoir fight story: Variety · The full scene, first reported: EW · The near-fistfight, fan coverage: Just Jared · The Las Vegas chapter, long read: Complex

According to Variety, Eric Dane's posthumous memoir My Book of Days: A Memoir in Moments reveals that he and Josh Duhamel nearly came to blows on the Las Vegas set when Duhamel pulled a neck-injured Dane by the tie, twice, during a fight scene, and nobody call…

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