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Elton Sells America His Zero For $25

According to People, Elton John and David Furnish's zero-alcohol sparkling wine, Elton John Zero Blanc de Blancs, hit U.S. shelves Tuesday at $25 a bottle. The launch statement says celebrations "should include people who do not drink alcohol." The machine doe…

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Dax Says the Internet Wrote the Abusive Version of Him

via Us Weekly: Dax Shepard Slams 'Abusive' Relationship Rumors · EW: Dax Shepard flirts with Kristen Bell by complimenting other people · E!: Kristen Bell Says Dax Shepard Flirts With Her By Complimenting Other People · Page Six: Dax Shepard addresses rumors he's 'abusive' to wife Kristen Bell

Dax Shepard said the "weird narrative" calling him controlling and abusive "hit Kristen's doorstep really hard," per Us Weekly. The narrative began when his wife praised his flirting style on his own podcast: complimenting the waitress, "wow, you have incredib…

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Aaron Paul Plays the Snoop Biopic Part That Matters

via Deadline: 'Snoop' Biopic Adds Aaron Paul & Giovanni Ribisi To Cast (EXCLUSIVE) · Yahoo: Snoop Dogg Movie Taps Breaking Bad's Aaron Paul & Avatar Actor · IMDb News: Aaron Paul To Play Music Mogul Jimmy Iovine In Universal's 'Snoop' · Power 105.1: Master P's Son Cast In Snoop Dogg Biopic

Universal has added Aaron Paul to the Snoop Dogg biopic Snoop as music mogul Jimmy Iovine, with Giovanni Ribisi set to play the late-'90s Death Row defense attorney, per Deadline. The film, which casts up-and-comer Jonathan Daviss as Snoop, is due August 6, 20…

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Pink Announces Nine Sphere Shows and 900 Words

via Live Nation press release · Variety: Pink Announces 2027 Sphere Residency in Las Vegas · USA Today: Pink is heading to Las Vegas for a history-making Sphere residency · People: Pink Announces 2027 Las Vegas Sphere Residency

Pink announced a nine-show 2027 residency at Las Vegas' Sphere on Monday, making her the first solo female pop artist to headline the venue, per the Live Nation press release that shipped with it. The announcement also included a hotel package, a limited-time …

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Hudson Sues Over The Belie Ring Cam

via The lawsuit: TMZ · Bombshell coverage: Page Six · The complaint: NY Post · The breakup report: TMZ Sports

According to TMZ, Jordon Hudson filed a lawsuit Friday in Massachusetts against the rental property owners who recorded Bill Belichick shirtless on a Ring camera and let the video leak. Bill Belichick, a man who treats his own face like classified information,…

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SKIMS Refunds The $148 Hair Tie Heist

via The refund: TMZ · First wave: Page Six · The rep statement: E! · Customer quotes: Today

According to TMZ, Kim Kardashian's SKIMS is refunding buyers of its $148 Accessories Advent Calendar after customers found the box mostly full of hair ties and bobby pins. Twelve little doors. Behind the doors: keychains, silk hair ties, bobby pins, a squishy,…

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