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Love Is Blind's Riner Runs For President

via The announcement: Deadline · "I am not just a judoka": BFM TV · Le Monde's version: Le Monde · The X announcement: franceinfo

Three-time Olympic judo champion and "Love Is Blind: France" host Teddy Riner announced in Le Parisien that he is running in France's 2027 presidential election, saying he refuses to be "reduced to the status of champion." He posted a face-to-camera video on X…

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De Niro Jabs At Musk In Front Of The Academy

via The screening and the quotes: Deadline · Rival coverage: HuffPost · The "Musk" film page: Bleecker Street · The award: Critics Choice Documentary Awards

Robert De Niro attended a New York screening of Alex Gibney's documentary "Musk" on Sunday and told a room full of Academy members that "in the fight between Musk's money and democracy, democracy won. This time." He added that, like the Cybertruck, "Musk isn't…

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Chappelle's 'I Feel Better' Went To The PR Machine

via The joke and the widow's statement: Deadline · The apology after the advertisers left: Deadline · Rival coverage with Musk's "shame" post: Complex · The original clip story: NY Post

Dave Chappelle said he "feels better" ever since Charlie Kirk's murder during a sold-out Saturday Karmageddon Tour show at Madison Square Garden, and the leaked clip has become a national incident. Kirk's widow Erika Kirk posted on X that laughing at political…

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Bug Hall's GoFundMe: Alfalfa Crowdfunds Baby 6

via The defense: Page Six · The original scoop: TMZ · The fundraiser itself: GoFundMe · The 'get a job' comments live here: Reddit

According to Page Six, "Little Rascals" star Brandon "Bug" Hall defended his GoFundMe on Sunday after netizens urged him to "get a job," telling them he is "going to keep impregnating my wife." The fund for his sixth child, due in under a month, has passed $8,…

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The Swift-Kloss 'Feud' Dies In A Stadium Suite

via The 'stunned fans' piece: Page Six · The game-day photos: Just Jared · Rival coverage: Billboard · Rival coverage: TMZ

According to Page Six, Taylor Swift was photographed sitting next to Karlie Kloss in a private suite at Arrowhead Stadium on Sunday during a Chiefs game, the first time the pair have been seen together in years. For nine years the Swift-Kloss falling out has b…

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Gucci Presents The Art Gala, Again

via The carpet gallery: Vogue · The museum's announcement, Gucci and all: LACMA · More carpet photos: The Hollywood Reporter · Every look: W Magazine

The 15th annual LACMA Art+Film Gala wrapped up Saturday night in Los Angeles, honoring painter Vija Celmins and director Denis Villeneuve, per Vogue. Photos from the carpet courtesy of The Hollywood Reporter. Read the museum's own announcement, because that is…

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Fake Jackson Sues Fake Jackson

via The courthouse interview and the missing filing: Complex · Rival coverage of the feud: Yahoo · The diss track and the beef timeline: AOL · The feud, itemized: Reality Tea

Michael Jackson impersonator Fabio Jackson told reporters outside a Los Angeles courthouse on Thursday that he is "taking legal action" over the feud with rival MJ impersonator Looze Cannon, per Complex. The clip of the interview was posted by TMZ on X. The mo…

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