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Wagmor: The Rescue That Ate Hollywood

via The filing, in the city's own words: CBS Los Angeles · "Illegal commercial enterprise": LA Times · The celebrity client list: TMZ · The owner's denial: NBC Los Angeles

The Los Angeles City Attorney is suing Wagmor Pets and its owner Melissa Bacelar, alleging the Studio City "rescue" bought dogs from puppy mills and resold them to customers as rescues, according to CBS Los Angeles. The city says the operation ran through mult…

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The Prince Estate Digs '3121' Back Out Of The Vault

via The announcement: Variety · Rival coverage: Consequence · Format and tracklist details: The Second Disc

The Prince Estate and NPG Records announced a 3121 Expanded Edition arriving December 11, with the original 12 tracks plus 10 more vault recordings, per Variety. It lands digitally and in 2CD + Blu-ray and 3LP + Blu-ray sets, alongside a 154-minute Las Vegas c…

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Stewart Dies, The Tribute Machine Does Not

via The death report: Variety · The Marvel and Feige tributes: Variety · The "Godspeed, Captain" thread: Variety · Hugh Jackman's tribute: Variety

Sir Patrick Stewart, the actor who played Jean-Luc Picard and Professor X, died Wednesday at his Los Angeles home at age 86. Per a Variety report, the family statement says he died "after a brief battle" with Alzheimer's and Lewy Body Dementia, and that his pr…

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AMC Doubles The Dune Worm For $100M

via The bucket story: Variety · The $100M tin projection: Variety · Rival coverage: IGN · Rival coverage: Mashable

AMC unveiled two "Dune: Part Three" popcorn bucket designs on Thursday: a "Sandworm Thumper" with a working thumper and a "Double Sandworm" bucket with two worms, which the company's press release says "make it easier to share popcorn," according to Variety. T…

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SKIMS Puts Your Puffiness In A Snow Globe

via The exclusive: E! · The product page: SKIMS · Rival coverage: WWD · More details: Page Six

SKIMS dropped a limited-edition Cryo Glow Globes set with celebrity makeup artist Jenny Patinkin on Thursday: two hand-blown glass snow globes, $78, that you press against your face to "depuff" it in seconds, per an E! exclusive. The brand ran out of categorie…

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Hilton's Excuse: London Said Chip

via The explanation video and the family photoshoot: E! · The photoshoot in full: Free Press Journal

Paris Hilton dressed as Belle for Halloween while her 2-year-old daughter London was the teacup, per E!, which reports she posted a video clapback explaining the family's Beauty and the Beast choices: "London said she wanted to dress up as Chip. She said it wa…

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Chrisley: You Are Not A Headline

via The statement and the sonograms: TMZ · The $100 million divorce liabilities: TMZ · The kitchen kiss and the ultrasound: Page Six

According to TMZ, Savannah Chrisley is posting sonograms and telling the baby "you are not a headline" and "you are not defined by anyone's past," which is her response to the backlash over the pregnancy and the engagement to convicted fraudster Jason Galanis.…

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Selena And Demi Turn Their Friendship Into Blush

via The campaign and the bundle: Variety · The $50 bundle, live on the Rare Beauty site

Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato reunited for a Rare Beauty campaign called "Still Making Each Other Blush," which recreates their 2009 Disney Channel film Princess Protection Program and launches a $50 "Delena" blush bundle, per Variety. Two kids who met on Barne…

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