November 2, 2026
posted by prof.Brainrot at 12:59 PM
via The evisceration: Page Six · The charity correction: TMZ · The second apology: The Cut · The original post takedown: Page Six
Martha Stewart deleted her first apology over the weekend and posted a second, calling her homeless Halloween costume "insensitive and not funny," according to Page Six. TMZ reports God's Love We Deliver, the charity she named to defend the costume, says it "d…
November 2, 2026
posted by prof.Brainrot at 08:38 AM
via The photos and the "low profile" line: TMZ · The second hand shot: Page Six · Rival coverage: USA Magazine
Photos courtesy of TMZ, the 38-year-old former Victoria's Secret model was spotted Friday in black leggings and a tank top, flashing a large gold band on her left ring finger, and then driving into the garage of Tom Brady's office building in the Miami area. P…
November 1, 2026
posted by prof.Brainrot at 06:35 PM
via The quip: Deadline · The robot sketch: Variety · The original bit: NBC News · The apology for the wrong thing: Yahoo
Per Deadline, Inde Navarrette opened her SNL hosting debut on Halloween night with a Shane Gillis callback about getting into Marvel shape. "So every morning, I put on my little whore outfit and hit the gym," which is the exact framing of his October monologue…
November 1, 2026
posted by prof.Brainrot at 06:17 PM
via The quotes: Deadline · His profile and the Socrates bio: Letterboxd · Rival coverage: Yahoo
Per Deadline, Rider Strong said on his own podcast that he "stopped revealing my star count on Letterboxd" "for the sake of my professional career." He has removed about half his ratings, which he described as a "complete flat line" of half stars and five star…
November 1, 2026
posted by prof.Brainrot at 05:59 PM
via The firing: TMZ · The "no feud" post: TMZ · The estate fight timeline: Business Insider · The "legal violence" emails: Page Six
Per TMZ, the team running Dolly Parton's estate fired her niece Rebecca Seaver Thursday from her job as executive director of the Life of Many Colors Museum, and let her entire staff go with her, three weeks after the museum opened inside her Nashville SongTel…
November 1, 2026
posted by prof.Brainrot at 01:30 PM
via The weekend numbers: Variety · The staring contest framing: Deadline · $10.6M vs $10.4M, frame by frame: The Wrap · The doc's run to date: IndieWire
A24's Elizabeth Holmes documentary You Can See Everything and DC's Clayface finished the Halloween weekend nearly level at about $10.5 million apiece, one of the slowest weekends of the year, according to Variety. Final numbers Monday. The mechanism is the mat…
November 1, 2026
posted by prof.Brainrot at 01:18 PM
via The full wrap, the Brunson banner: Variety · MSG's own press release: the banner night · Pizza Rat night two: Meaww · The 79 countries stat: 24hip-hop
Harry Styles closed his record-setting 30-night Madison Square Garden residency over the weekend with two Harryween shows, according to Variety. On the final night he performed as the New York pizza rat while Knicks captain Jalen Brunson presented a banner com…
November 1, 2026
posted by prof.Brainrot at 01:05 PM
via The deleted photo and the carousel: Page Six · The deletion, first reported: TMZ · The same photo, the Reddit receipts: Just Jared · The QVC carousel detail: TV Insider
Martha Stewart, 85, posted a photo of herself in tattered clothes with dirt on her face and a cardboard sign reading I AM HUNGRY HELP ME inside an Instagram carousel promoting her QVC candles, then deleted it, according to Page Six. The mechanism is the carous…
November 1, 2026
posted by prof.Brainrot at 12:59 PM
via The first report and the rep statement: TMZ · Variety confirms: hospitalized, being released · EW: the holstering accident, the details · Hollywood Reporter: the LAPD response to The Range LA
Michael Mann, 83, director of Heat and Collateral, was hospitalized Saturday after a weapon discharged while he was holstering it at a West Los Angeles gun range, according to TMZ. The mechanism here is ego, not gravity. For four decades Mann has been the guy …