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Stewart's Apology Deletes Itself Twice

via The evisceration: Page Six · The charity correction: TMZ · The second apology: The Cut · The original post takedown: Page Six

Martha Stewart deleted her first apology over the weekend and posted a second, calling her homeless Halloween costume "insensitive and not funny," according to Page Six. TMZ reports God's Love We Deliver, the charity she named to defend the costume, says it "d…

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Brady's New Girl Wears A Ring To A Garage

via The photos and the "low profile" line: TMZ · The second hand shot: Page Six · Rival coverage: USA Magazine

Photos courtesy of TMZ, the 38-year-old former Victoria's Secret model was spotted Friday in black leggings and a tank top, flashing a large gold band on her left ring finger, and then driving into the garage of Tom Brady's office building in the Miami area. P…

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Navarrette Debuts On SNL, Gillis Pays The Tab

via The quip: Deadline · The robot sketch: Variety · The original bit: NBC News · The apology for the wrong thing: Yahoo

Per Deadline, Inde Navarrette opened her SNL hosting debut on Halloween night with a Shane Gillis callback about getting into Marvel shape. "So every morning, I put on my little whore outfit and hit the gym," which is the exact framing of his October monologue…

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Dolly's Museum Gets Purged, Bryan Sings Praises

via The firing: TMZ · The "no feud" post: TMZ · The estate fight timeline: Business Insider · The "legal violence" emails: Page Six

Per TMZ, the team running Dolly Parton's estate fired her niece Rebecca Seaver Thursday from her job as executive director of the Life of Many Colors Museum, and let her entire staff go with her, three weeks after the museum opened inside her Nashville SongTel…

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Clayface Ties With A Jailed Tech Bro Doc

via The weekend numbers: Variety · The staring contest framing: Deadline · $10.6M vs $10.4M, frame by frame: The Wrap · The doc's run to date: IndieWire

A24's Elizabeth Holmes documentary You Can See Everything and DC's Clayface finished the Halloween weekend nearly level at about $10.5 million apiece, one of the slowest weekends of the year, according to Variety. Final numbers Monday. The mechanism is the mat…

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Harry Styles Ends 30 Nights As A Rat

via The full wrap, the Brunson banner: Variety · MSG's own press release: the banner night · Pizza Rat night two: Meaww · The 79 countries stat: 24hip-hop

Harry Styles closed his record-setting 30-night Madison Square Garden residency over the weekend with two Harryween shows, according to Variety. On the final night he performed as the New York pizza rat while Knicks captain Jalen Brunson presented a banner com…

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Stewart Dressed Poor To Sell $30 Candles

via The deleted photo and the carousel: Page Six · The deletion, first reported: TMZ · The same photo, the Reddit receipts: Just Jared · The QVC carousel detail: TV Insider

Martha Stewart, 85, posted a photo of herself in tattered clothes with dirt on her face and a cardboard sign reading I AM HUNGRY HELP ME inside an Instagram carousel promoting her QVC candles, then deleted it, according to Page Six. The mechanism is the carous…

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Mann Shoots Himself, The Heat Dies A Little

via The first report and the rep statement: TMZ · Variety confirms: hospitalized, being released · EW: the holstering accident, the details · Hollywood Reporter: the LAPD response to The Range LA

Michael Mann, 83, director of Heat and Collateral, was hospitalized Saturday after a weapon discharged while he was holstering it at a West Los Angeles gun range, according to TMZ. The mechanism here is ego, not gravity. For four decades Mann has been the guy …

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