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Joe's $500K Fine Is A Rounding Error

via NFL Punishes SF 49ers Owner Jed York · Jed York suspended, fined by NFL · Jed York suspension details: what to know about the ban · NFL to review 49ers owner under conduct policy

The NFL announced today that it has suspended San Francisco 49ers owner Jed York for six games and fined him $500,000 for violating its personal conduct policy after he was arrested in an Ohio prostitution sting last August. York, who has missed the team's fir…

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The 'Deb' Is Now A Debt

*The producers of Rebel Wilson's movie "The Deb" filed a motion accusing Wilson of lying under oath and committing "fraud on the court," according to Page Six. The filing, submitted Tuesday, says her misconduct is "so pervasive" that it "infects these entire p…

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The Sheens Have A Half Hour Now

via The Happy Jack announcement: Deadline · Martin Sheen's faith film gets a US date: Deadline · AMC's other greenlight this week, Point Break: Deadline

Charlie and Martin Sheen are back playing father and son on TV for the first time in over a decade, headlining Happy Jack, a six-episode half-hour family comedy for AMC and AMC+ that starts production at the Warner Bros. studio where Friends was filmed in 2027…

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Tate 01 Smells Like A Press Release

via The full story and the campaign photos: Page Six · The press release: PR Newswire · The brand's site: TateByTM

Tate McRae launched "Tate 01," her first fragrance, on Thursday in partnership with Scent Beauty, Inc., according to Page Six. The black-and-white campaign shot by Mario Sorrenti features the 23-year-old standing waist-deep in a pool and wearing, in the press …

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Mariah's Tank Has A $1.5M Halo

via The full story and the Instagram photos: Page Six · The necklace, on the jeweler's site: Leviev · Madonna's $2.8M VMA necklace, same jeweler: Page Six · Swift's VMA ring, also Leviev: Page Six

To mark the 25th anniversary of the "Glitter" soundtrack, Mariah Carey launched new merch, according to Page Six. She unveiled the "Loverboy" tank top wearing a $1,550,000 diamond necklace from Leviev that runs 44.71 carats with a 14-carat center stone. Do the…

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Hathaway Is The Red Carpet Traffic Cop

via The full story and the apology quotes: Page Six · The Fallon bit: YouTube · The same story, different outlet: Just Jared · "Red carpet traffic cop," the original: X

At Tuesday's "Verity" premiere in New York, Anne Hathaway took charge of the step-and-repeat, telling the cast where to look, pointing at each of them, and counting to ten, according to Page Six. On "The Tonight Show" Wednesday, she called the viral clip "the …

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