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Two Studios Are Bidding On A Fan Wiki

via The Neon counter: Deadline · The A24 scoop: Deadline · The wiki itself: SCP Foundation

A24 bought an SCP Foundation movie this month, and within hours the wiki's own licensing team pushed back, because the SCP universe is a fan-built collaborative site where thousands of contributors write the monsters, according to Deadline. Now Neon has counte…

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The $110 Billion Wedding Is A Go

via The approval: Deadline · The co-CEO appointment: Deadline · The original settlement: Deadline · The judge's ruling: Reuters

A federal judge today approved the antitrust settlement between Paramount and the twelve state attorneys general who sued to block its $110 billion merger with Warner Bros. Discovery, clearing the last hurdle for the deal to close next week, according to Deadl…

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Dolly's Museum Opens With A Video From The Grave

via The opening story: Page Six · Her death: Page Six · The Americana award video: Page Six · The nephew texts: Page Six

Dolly Parton, who died Aug. 25 at age 80 after a private battle with cancer, opened her new Life of Many Colors museum in Nashville on Tuesday with a prerecorded video posted to the museum's Instagram, according to Page Six. In the clip, filmed before her deat…

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The Outset Gets A Farewell Address

via The closure story: Page Six · The brand page: Nordstrom · The "genuine buzz," last spring: Page Six · The brand's Instagram: Instagram

Scarlett Johansson's skincare brand The Outset is shutting down, announcing on its own website that "after an incredible journey," it will "wind down operations," according to Page Six. The brand gave no reason, and it is now telling fans to stock up on the be…

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Lively Fires Her War General, Hires A Mercenary

via The exclusive: Page Six · The Sloane drop: Page Six · The $60 million in legal fees: Page Six

Blake Lively has signed with Kelly Bush Novak, the founder of PR firm ID and the publicist to Lady Gaga and Christopher Nolan, according to Page Six. The signing comes one day after she dropped Leslie Sloane, her publicist of 20-plus years and co-defendant in …

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