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Diddy's Fort Lux Has Room Service

via The report: NBC News · The same story, with the statement: Page Six · The release date moved up again: Page Six · Fort Dix from the inside, last fall: Page Six

Sean "Diddy" Combs is reportedly living a "pampered" life at FCI Fort Dix in New Jersey, with inmate chefs, Chinese-style massages, and a secret stash of Hennessy allegedly smuggled in by guards, according to NBC News. The report includes video of Combs using …

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Cruise's Iceberg Sinks To $8 Million

via The tracking story: Page Six · The "decide for yourself" promo: EW · The July influencer press event: Page Six · The zero-star review: NY Post

The $135 million apocalypse satire "Digger" starring Tom Cruise is tracking an $8 million to $12 million opening this weekend, according to Page Six. The studio's new "decide for yourself" promo opens with a quote from a film influencer with 4,895 TikTok follo…

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Winter Is Coming In Summer 2029

via Variety: 'Game of Thrones' Movie 'Aegon's Conquest' Sets Summer 2029 Release Date · Entertainment Weekly: 'House of the Dragon' and next 'Game of Thrones' spinoff renewed

The first Game of Thrones movie, "Aegon's Conquest," has been set for June 6, 2029, directed by Owen Harris from a screenplay by Beau Willimon, and reportedly about the Targaryen founder, a character who has never appeared on screen, per Variety. The franchise…

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Sony's Lawyer Cut The 'Bitch' From Sorkin's Script

via Variety: Aaron Sorkin Says 'Social Reckoning' Reshoots Had Nothing To Do With Trailer Backlash · Vanity Fair: Aaron Sorkin on 'The Social Reckoning' and why Trump isn't named

Aaron Sorkin says the "Social Reckoning" reshoots that followed a mixed-reaction trailer had "nothing to do" with the backlash, that the film's test audiences were 70 Sony employees on the studio lot, and that a Sony lawyer forced a rewrite of a line containin…

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Rihanna Takes The Front Row At A Brand Called Fecal Matter

via USA Today: Rihanna turns heads at Paris Fashion Week with daring suit look · W Magazine: Rihanna's Exploding Golden Suit May Be One Of Her Wildest Fashion Week Outfits Yet · Vogue: From Depop to the runway, Matières Fécales is ready for its Paris debut · Wikipedia: Matières Fécales

On Monday, September 28, Rihanna, 38, opened Paris Fashion Week in the front row of the Matières Fécales spring 2027 show, wearing a custom gold tinsel skirt suit over a sheer black Savage x Fenty bra, per USA Today. Matières Fécales is French for fecal matter…

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The Redemption Arc Is The Sentence

via The rare prison message: E! · The X post itself · The Telluride premiere and the directors: Variety · Amanda Seyfried on the 2027 exit: E!

Elizabeth Holmes, serving an 11-year prison sentence for defrauding Theranos investors, posted a rare message from prison this week in which she writes, "For a long time I was silenced. And then I was incarcerated," as the A24 documentary about her life, You C…

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The Golden Ticket Is A Goldmine

via The ratings hit: Deadline · The show itself: Netflix · The largest set ever built in Australia: TV Tonight · The production announcement: Screen Queensland

Netflix's Wonka's The Golden Ticket, a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-themed reality competition in which 12 golden ticket winners and their partners enter a chocolate factory in Australia to face "games, tests and temptations designed to test the competito…

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The Posh comeback is a photo and two emojis

via The photo and caption: NME · Billboard's take: Billboard · The BBC ruling: The Standard · The Reading Festival set: NME

According to NME, Victoria Beckham was photographed recording vocals with her son Cruz on Monday, with Cruz posting the photo under the caption "yeah we got posh back in the studio ;)" and Victoria replying with a string of laughing emojis. Neither confirmed o…

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